when your having sexual intercourse with your partner on the floor and his weiner slips out and wiggles its way in between the butt cheeks and the rug, the male keeps going no knowing he has made a new hole, he blows his load onto the carpet
"so how long did you guys have sex for?" "he had sex for 10 and WE had sex for 3" "how does that happen?" "russian rug burn"
by Nortington August 14, 2009
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When you’re being fingered or having sex and the friction is so insane and it legit leaves rug burn in or around ur vagina. A traumatizing, painful experience as a result of a dry sexual experience or you’re just so tight that it feels like rug burn.
by Sexylexi06 September 7, 2019
Get the Pussy rug burn mug.(Phrase) A method used to ascend the corporate ladder, usually at a nuclear facility, whereby the employee significantly abrades his or her knees in the process of administering oral sex to a superior in an effort to gain a higher ranking position.
Also a severe abrading of the forehead due to repeated contact with rough carpet, received during violent anal sex from upper management during times of procedural changes; usually accompanied by a sore rectum.
Also a severe abrading of the forehead due to repeated contact with rough carpet, received during violent anal sex from upper management during times of procedural changes; usually accompanied by a sore rectum.
"Looks like Larry's caddy has a serious case of Cordova Rug Burn!"
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by antisympathetic March 6, 2010
Get the Cordova Rug Burn mug.What results after a desparate hiker gets lost in the woods and has to take the biggest, most explosive dump of his or her life. This sorry hiker then frantically searches for something which can be used as toilet paper, finding a three-leaved plant. This plant turns out to be poison ivy, and the intense rubbing action results in a horribly painful and itchy rash surrounding the hiker's butt-crack. Can last for up to several weeks and often gets inflamed if the hiker has a bad case of the hershey squirts.
Hot dang my butthole feels like it's about to spontaneously combust after I used that weird plant for toilet paper while camping last week. I'm not joking I mean I'm pretty sure this feels worse than that bad case of herpes that keeps coming back. I think I have the world's worst Scottish Rug Burn.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 27, 2009
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by Totes MaaGotes May 22, 2010
Get the Dayton Rug Burn Express mug.If the girl that your doin' has large unkept bush so bad that when you fuck her you get rug burn on your sack. Usually common with Eastern European women, mostly the Pols. It is also possible to get Polish rug burn on your mouth after hardcore pussy lickin.
Man I need some Gold Bond after fucking that East German chick. She gave me really bad Polish rug burn.
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