by witesk8er May 29, 2007
Get the rebellion mug.A rebellion led by Demitrius Saslow of the Canadian Saslow Clan which states that selflessness, subtlety, and soft voices are to be outlawed in all civil (or uncivil) societies. National holidays include the Saint Sanjurjo Day Parade (in the nude) during which all national media outlets broadcast rereuns of Star Trek: The Next Generation. The rebellion established 75 Chick Fillet franchises throughout the east coast in the course of one week.
If it were not for the Saslow Rebellion, we would not be here.
Our forefathers died for the Saslow Rebellion.
Our forefathers died for the Saslow Rebellion.
by Glenn Reasoner October 11, 2006
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by mr_chili September 30, 2014
Get the rebellious mug.Youth rebellion is considered to be committed by those who lack 'maturity' although it is certainly not so, and is actually a natural response to perceived oppression.
Parent- "You must obey and be a subordinate simply because you happened to have been born later than I have."
Teen- "Your regulations are unjust. Only a fool would abide by them and therefore I refuse to conform to your regulations that are poorly conceived and irrational."
Parent- "WHAT DID YOU SAY?! You're grounded for a month, young lady! How DARE you question my authority over you! You ungrateful rebellious teenager!"
Teen- "You're not grounding me! I am too intelligent to remain in this position. I did not choose to be born, and my life is my own, no matter the circumstances. I will not allow you to impede my enjoyment obtained from life, and therefore I must rebel against you. YOUTH SHALL GAIN EMPOWERMENT!!! RESIST THE OPPRESSION!!!"
Teen- "Your regulations are unjust. Only a fool would abide by them and therefore I refuse to conform to your regulations that are poorly conceived and irrational."
Parent- "WHAT DID YOU SAY?! You're grounded for a month, young lady! How DARE you question my authority over you! You ungrateful rebellious teenager!"
Teen- "You're not grounding me! I am too intelligent to remain in this position. I did not choose to be born, and my life is my own, no matter the circumstances. I will not allow you to impede my enjoyment obtained from life, and therefore I must rebel against you. YOUTH SHALL GAIN EMPOWERMENT!!! RESIST THE OPPRESSION!!!"
by Gothic Satanist March 6, 2007
Get the rebellious teenager mug.Something all human beings have the right, and the moral responsibility, to do, if/when their current system of government or society no longer performs legitimate functions. Said right is guaranteed in the United States Constitution and is immortalized in the prose of Thomas Jefferson.
The British taxed us and tried to take our guns...
Bill Clinton and Janet Reno shot people and torched buildings full of people...
The result? American Revolution. Timothy McVeigh. Rebellion.
Bill Clinton and Janet Reno shot people and torched buildings full of people...
The result? American Revolution. Timothy McVeigh. Rebellion.
by militant August 31, 2003
Get the rebellion mug.Something people aren't capable of doing anymore. People disagree with the congress and senate that WE VOTED IN, but don't change anything! If you disagree with our government, then get off the couch, and DO SOMETHING! It doesn't have to be violent, it doesn't have to be loud, just DO SOMETHING! BE INSPIRED! If you really love freedom, then why don't you turn off the TV, sober up, maybe take a shower, and live your life without someone telling you what to do!
The reason we have one of the worst governments in the world is because no one has bothered to do something. We need to stand up, and do things together. Real rebellion is change, not war.
by SKYDIVE September 10, 2011
Get the Rebellion mug.Noun- for a teen to be a fucking bitch to her parents
Verb- The sport of teen bitchery
Adj- also called "rebel" meaning being rebellious especially towards authority (parents)
Verb- The sport of teen bitchery
Adj- also called "rebel" meaning being rebellious especially towards authority (parents)
Example 1-
Mom: I love you!
Teen: MOM FUCKING SHUT UP IM ON SKYPE WITH DOUG
Example 2-
Mom: feed the cat, honey
Teen: Okay *thinks about never feeding the cat ever*
~one week later~
Mom: OH MY GOD FLUFFY IS DEAD!
Classic stories of teenage rebellion
Mom: I love you!
Teen: MOM FUCKING SHUT UP IM ON SKYPE WITH DOUG
Example 2-
Mom: feed the cat, honey
Teen: Okay *thinks about never feeding the cat ever*
~one week later~
Mom: OH MY GOD FLUFFY IS DEAD!
Classic stories of teenage rebellion
by RonnieDonyBalonie April 9, 2015
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