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Rub one out, the wrong way

1 - To masterbate in the incorrect fashion

2 - To take ages when messing with yourself.
Petters : ' Alright wankerthon!!!'

Griffo : ' why do you call him wankerthon?'

Petters:' Cause he got taught to rub one out, the wrong way and he was at it for 2 hours '
by Timmy Gripshift August 14, 2010
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rub out the easy one

jerking off before a date when your sure your goin to get laid so you dont blow your load too soon during sex
I'm going to go and rub out the easy one before I go out with Jessica.
by yugocar May 4, 2006
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Rub One Outtie

Instead of offering ordinary conventional temporary outdoor toilet providers such as Porta John, Porta Potty, and or Johnny-on-the-Spot. Perverted get togethers like NAMBLA, Gay Erotic Expo, Gay Pride Parade, or The AVN Adult Entertainment Expo would have a strong need for a Rub One Outtie. A Rub One Outtie or "Rub-1-Outtie" is a simple portable enclosure containing a lotion dispenser, toilet, paper towel rack, and hand sanitizer dispenser. They are often constructed out of lightweight molded plastic and the only come in the color pink. In areas listed below Rub One Outtie's have been given a slang name called "Ronaldo-Awn-Thsa-Sthpoths" and "Jack-off-In-the-Box".
1. Washington, D.C.
2. Pasadena, Calif.
3. Seattle, Wash.
4. Cambridge, Mass.
5. Atlanta, Ga.
6. Asbury Park, NJ.
"Jenny's ass look so fine at the show last night...I was an inch away from hitting the Rub One Outtie up".

"The Run-1-Outtie's at the MSG Elton John show were so much cleaner than the ones at PNC Bank Art Center Judas Priest show".
by Pete Davis January 21, 2014
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