ronaldinho

A horse that plays the game of football and can pull off amazing tricks.

Pepe: Hey Papo, what is that horse doing playing football?
Papo: Oh, that leviathan is called Ronaldinho.
Pepe: That fucking horse can play!
Papo: Yeah, we should kill it one day.

by footballfanatico April 27, 2006

ronalding

Someone who sweats; someone who sweats so much for no reason

I ran four blocks and I was Ronalding so much that my shirt had to be drenched.

by Ronalding December 19, 2014

Ronaldoise

To outclass, out perform, and pretty much own someone/something; usually involving extreme humiliation for the Ronaldoised party.

Derives from Cristiano Ronaldo.

Five men ran at Chuck Norris wielding swords and knives. He utterly Ronaldoised them in under 4 seconds.

by Pigeon Lord May 30, 2008

Ronaldinho

A ronaldo chopping genius who thinks he makes big bucks but really only has big teeth and a small dick so he can chew with his big teeth Ronaldinho in general is a guy that will jump from one woman to the next in a flash this is because he thinks he’s hard and has a small dick

Dam Ronaldinho is gay

by Saminman October 21, 2018

Ronaldinho

Overrated skill merchant who is more an image than a footballer. Kids or people with no football knowledge got him in top 10 while but he doesn't make top 30

"Ronaldinho is better than Zidane" - this sentence is one of the first signs of autism

by SmartManWithFootballKnowledge March 18, 2021

Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64

a Chinese bootleg game with a good intro.

`person: what should we play
other person: how about Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64
person: wut is that
other person hahahahahaha, ronaldinho saucer

by hunterthebird May 29, 2020

ronaldinho

The fabulous Brazilian footballer whos buck teeth are big enough to scare Louis Cook

Ronaldinho teeth are bigger than buck Loui

by Bendover hahahahaha! May 13, 2005