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rocky mountain gopher piss

A derogatory name for Coors beer, or Coors beer that has gone bad in the can or bottle. The term was popular in the 1970's, when Coors was difficult to obtain in various parts of the USA. Adventurous beer enthusiasts would drive out to Colorado from east of the Mississippi and bring it back unrefrigerated.
Even if re-refrigerated, it was still skunked, considered swill,and difficult to drink.
"That stuff was in Tony's trunk for three weeks; I'm not drinking Rocky Mountain Gopher Piss."

Rocky Mountain Dump Truck

While a female rides you reverse cowgirl, she drops a deuce on your stomach and chest.

Rocky Mountain Bulls Eye

A parking lot titty fuck, where the cum shot is aimed directly into the mouth of the large breasted woman while the cock remains between the tits.
It’s easy to shoot your load onto to the girl’s chest or neck, but a Rocky Mountain Bulls Eye takes talent and an extraordinary pair of tits.

Rocky Mountain Mudslide

The unfortunate result of anal gaping a dirty west coast jam band groupie who as a result of said gaping sprays you head to toe in vegan diarrhea.
I totally got a Rocky Mountain Mudslide after that Phish show last night....I really need a shower now.

Rocky Mountain Tumbler

Verb: The act of sitting your balls on the top of a girl’s(or guy’s) head, then squatting down so that the balls tumble down their face.
Rocky Mountain Tumbler by Tr@shBagz December 20, 2018

Rocky Mountain Oysters

"Hey Joe, lets make us some tasty Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Aren't they bull nuts, fred?

Yes..."