russian rocking chair

When a girl bends over and you repeatedly run at her with your cock

Omg George game me a Russian rocking chair last night and I can barely sit

by Goldenking134 May 11, 2018

undercover rocking chair

This act involves a one member of the couple to ride on the other. (like sitting on a chair) While at a public function, without anyone knowing.

At the next family function my aunt and uncle thought they were pulling a undercover rocking chair, but everyone knew they were fucking. Fucking amateurs.

by RustyRunner February 15, 2018

rocking chair goofy

Southern backwoods term denoting a diminished mental capacity somewhere between mildly retarded and old age senile

Bo: Lester's back to rubbing his tallywacker on the cat's furry underbelly
Gator: Dang, ain't nothin' more than rocking chair goofy

by wch-meister July 18, 2017

rocking chair mode

a state of being so busy yet being busy can't get you anywhere..

buying time,

unproductively busy,

on relationships - being boyfriend / girlfriend for 5 years and up

hey want to join us for coffee?

sorry can't come, i'm busy..

busy with what? your video games?

i just wonder when will u be off from your rocking chair mode?

How long have you been with your boyfriend now?

uhhmm.. long enough to be considered as a rocking chair mode

by lazy laila June 4, 2011

alaskan rocking chair

It's a sex position.

I gave that lovely woman an alaskan rocking chair.

by Big Gay Blue Balls September 24, 2015

a cat in a rocking chair factory

to describe a jumpy, jittery emotion. sometimes it is written as "a long-tailed cat in a rocking chair factory"

I am nervous as a cat in a rocking chair factory.

by Joyce Chan June 1, 2006

asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair

a canadian goose, covered in diaharea

Yesterday i saw a asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair flying by my house while i was taking a shit.

by Asshole muncher March 7, 2011