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a cat in a rocking chair factory

to describe a jumpy, jittery emotion. sometimes it is written as "a long-tailed cat in a rocking chair factory"
I am nervous as a cat in a rocking chair factory.
by Joyce Chan June 1, 2006
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mexican rocking chair

Is when two people strip naked and one person sits in the chair and and shits on it. The female will then proceed to ride the man until the shit has all been evacuated from the grundle and rectal area.
Ami gave Anthony the good ol' MEXICAN ROCKING CHAIR.
by Master Bayter December 17, 2017
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Horizontal rocking chair

When Your laying down and your girl rocks back and forth on your dick like shes on a rocking chair
Damn I blew my load so quick when my girl started doing the horizontal rocking chair
by Gerzman July 18, 2017
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undercover rocking chair

This act involves a one member of the couple to ride on the other. (like sitting on a chair) While at a public function, without anyone knowing.
At the next family function my aunt and uncle thought they were pulling a undercover rocking chair, but everyone knew they were fucking. Fucking amateurs.
by RustyRunner February 15, 2018
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russian rocking chair

When a girl bends over and you repeatedly run at her with your cock
Omg George game me a Russian rocking chair last night and I can barely sit
by Goldenking134 May 11, 2018
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The Sandy Rocking Chair

A sexual act performed by 2 persons, one person is to lay on the ground with their knees near their head and their anus facing upwards towards the ceiling. The second person progresses to place their anus over person 1, in a scissor like affect. Then person one proceeds to rock their body backwards and forwards, making a rocking motion with their anus, during this process they are also defecating. The faeces from this action is being pressed between the two people, causing the faeces to spread between them, giving a rough "sandy" effect to the friction amongst the people.san
"Jeez that Sandy Rocking Chair yesterday sure made a mess"

"The Sandy Rocking Chair is my favorite after a long day"
by MuntedRandy August 14, 2016
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Devil’s Rocking Chair

A sexual position where the man sits up in bed, reclined and the woman lays perpendicular across his lap, face up, with her ass squarely on his crotch and her legs spread allowing him arm’s length, easy access to her pussy and breasts (or mouth) at the same time. If the man has magic hands, the result is his woman will rock her hips in ecstasy, hence the Devil’s Rocking Chair.
Daddy, can I please sit in the Devil’s rocking chair?
by WordWitch69 December 16, 2021
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