A term used to describe an individual who takes the team off of his back. Likes to Power Gobble and Glacier Bus. Engages in ruining senior years.
Beware: Running into an Allan Robbins can cause buzz-kill, flaccidity of reproductive organs, and an all around desire to hang yourself.
Beware: Running into an Allan Robbins can cause buzz-kill, flaccidity of reproductive organs, and an all around desire to hang yourself.
"Hey, why you ruining our school? Everyone knows that homecoming dances are for grinding, that student crowds need to be straight, and that Cat Scratch Fever is a Ted Nugent song." "Yeah, your being such an Alan Robbins right now."
by UnsilentMajority December 19, 2011

the best one legged lesbian player to ever walk the halls of grey sloan memorial hospital, has a daddy kink, loves calliope, and has got this super magic smile.
by a;lfj;dl;afdlkfjal September 3, 2016

1. Authentic, quality, stylish outdoor and travel apparel brand. Known for legitimacy, strong environmental ethic, comfort, and wearability. Often worn by male and female mountainsexuals. When you see someone in Royal Robbins, you know they're legitimate outdoors people and adventure travelers who like to look good, be comfortable, and not stink. Wearers are often said to be "Loyal Royal." Definitely not for poseurs. Usually found in outdoor specialty shops like The Trailhead in Buena Vista, Colorado.
2. Legendary Yosemite hardman climber and adventurer, founder and namesake of the company that bears his name.
2. Legendary Yosemite hardman climber and adventurer, founder and namesake of the company that bears his name.
Steve - "Who was the climber who did a lot first ascents in Yosemite, then started a clothing company - the first guy to do that?"
Keith - "That was Royal Robbins. Great climber. His company pre-dates most of the others like Patagonia, Mountain Hardwear, Kuhl, even Marmot. Yeah, Royal is a legend."
Keith - "That was Royal Robbins. Great climber. His company pre-dates most of the others like Patagonia, Mountain Hardwear, Kuhl, even Marmot. Yeah, Royal is a legend."
by da Chetster March 6, 2009

by Alex Tomato March 31, 2008

The surprise act of inserting any foreign object in someone's exposed rectal crack for the purposes of communal enjoyment.
by Jeremy Lugger March 9, 2005

Verb--
To evade, shirk, avoid, flee or hide from a potentially beneficial obligation in favor of using drugs or alcohol.
(Derived from Barret Robbins' no show at the 2003 Super Bowl, when he took off to Tijuana the night before)
To evade, shirk, avoid, flee or hide from a potentially beneficial obligation in favor of using drugs or alcohol.
(Derived from Barret Robbins' no show at the 2003 Super Bowl, when he took off to Tijuana the night before)
Mike Barret Robbinsed his date with Michelle to go watch the football game at a bar.
Jim Barret Robbinsed his job interview to go tailgating with his friends at the game.
Jim Barret Robbinsed his job interview to go tailgating with his friends at the game.
by Adam F. and Niyosha V. January 21, 2009

Marty robbins is one of the best country niggas to roam earth. Also referred too as big dick marty, and if your not careful big dick marty will use his big iron on ur girl. Making that pussy fart harder then good mexican food in el paso.
Marty robbins- nigger slayer
by Sreggin_kcuf_1776 October 25, 2018
