A roadman is the definition of a boy(12 year old) - Adult (30 years old) that comes from the United Kingdom ( Mostly England) who deals drugs, smokes weed and cigarettes with their gang.
Roadmen also know the in´s and out´s of their town and will likely have a place to hang about with mates ( friends ) which will probably be a place in the public to act hard as fuck.
The younger "roadmen" are kids who like to make it seem their life is rough as fuck but when they get home they cant decide which fucking bathroom to use because there is so many. Or which car daddy should drive to work in. ( Posh Twats ).
They patrol the streets at night wearing cheap as fuck clothes ( Hoodies, Puffy jacket, Beanie, Adidas tracksuits, shitty white shoes and maybe a knife ).
Roadmen also know the in´s and out´s of their town and will likely have a place to hang about with mates ( friends ) which will probably be a place in the public to act hard as fuck.
The younger "roadmen" are kids who like to make it seem their life is rough as fuck but when they get home they cant decide which fucking bathroom to use because there is so many. Or which car daddy should drive to work in. ( Posh Twats ).
They patrol the streets at night wearing cheap as fuck clothes ( Hoodies, Puffy jacket, Beanie, Adidas tracksuits, shitty white shoes and maybe a knife ).
Roadman Slang:
Fam
Bruv
Init
Blad
Cuz
Peng Ting
Some uses:
"Feds wanna lockup init"
"Init Blad"
"She over there is a peng ting mate"
"Hows your mans been cuz?"
"Hows the peng ting bruv?"
"Fuck the opps"
"Free ____"
Fam
Bruv
Init
Blad
Cuz
Peng Ting
Some uses:
"Feds wanna lockup init"
"Init Blad"
"She over there is a peng ting mate"
"Hows your mans been cuz?"
"Hows the peng ting bruv?"
"Fuck the opps"
"Free ____"
by 67AJ May 29, 2017
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"What the fuck was that!?"
"What?"
"That noise that just came from your groinal region!?"
"Oh, that. I just dropped a roaming gnome. These pants are two sizes to small."
"What?"
"That noise that just came from your groinal region!?"
"Oh, that. I just dropped a roaming gnome. These pants are two sizes to small."
by udm111 February 25, 2010
Get the roaming gnome mug.A roadman is a deluded big headed chav, who spends their saturday mornings sitting outside Poundland next to the hobos smoking joints. They wear charity shop Adidas joggers and bin bags as coats found in a council lorry down the road. They scrapped their 2 years of education ( only made it reception) and can’t speak a word of English apart from “ I’ll shank u bruv” with a bent butter knife they stole from their mums knicker drawer.
Fat joe: did u see that roadman down the road matey
Big bill: yeah mate he said he’d shank me so I gave him 50 p and a wedgie and he was on his way
Big bill: yeah mate he said he’d shank me so I gave him 50 p and a wedgie and he was on his way
by big Barry 200 July 15, 2020
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"Been listening to too much pale roamer huh?"
"Been listening to too much pale roamer huh?"
by kawaii dylan March 14, 2022
Get the pale roamer mug.A roadman is someone who thinks they are ‘hard’ because they wear balaclavas and have about three layers of coats on . Usually these roadmen only wear balaclavas to hide the fact that they are ugly as fuck and claim it to just be for ‘no face no case’. These roadmen seem to all somehow believe they will be rich when there older due to their 4K followers they’ve brought on ig or gained by doing promos no one gives a fuck about.
Mum - ‘You better not be friends with him , he seems very dangerous ‘
Son- ‘no worry , that is just a roadman’
Son- ‘no worry , that is just a roadman’
by EUnknownE July 31, 2019
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