Ringle

Shortening of the phrase "reason I'm single." Used to describe reasons why an awesome single girl thinks she can't get a boyfriend.

I puked while giving him a blowjob...ringle.

Woke up with an empty bag of Doritos and a hunk of cheese in my bed...ringle.

He saw my TiVo of all the Nora Roberts Lifetime movies...ringle.

Choosing Taco C over the guy in the bar...ringle.

by All the Ringle Ladies August 22, 2010

ringled

To be extremely high after smoking marijuana.

I'm fucking ringled!

by Miss Lamb June 20, 2009

Rinke

An alarmingly young looking man who receives great attention from your local neighborhood GILF.

GILF 1: "I got my talons on another Rinke last night!"

GILF 2: "I hope my next one doesn't want to many PS3 games."

by qwer1234) January 12, 2011

Going Runkle

The act of pumping one's fist in the air triumphantly while finishing masturbation.

"What happened to your hand dude?"
"When I was twisting off last night I started going Runkle and accidentally punched out my window."

by Caff3131 December 17, 2009

rankleshankle

HARDCORE SEXING

see ramshank.

Me rankleshankle you

by Grexor and Jutang November 23, 2004

Rickless

To be without meaning or purpose

Those poor Rickless bastards.

by Kinky-T August 18, 2017

Ringless

1. (of a NBA player or team) to have never won a championship as part of a team, and thus a championship ring.
2. Chris Paul

CP3 is ringless

by serbia's strongest soldier July 27, 2023