rickert

a combat boot wearing chain-smoking loner. often drives a wrangler mobile. LOOKS LIKE JESUS.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT IS THAT JESUS?
Person 2: Nah, look at the combat boots, it's a rickert.

by SatanLovesPot January 5, 2009

Robert Rickert

stupid man-whore with a strap on dick.
he has a great personality, but not for a human being.
he has looks like an angel that fell from heaven... and smacked his face on thee pavement.
he doesn't need to try any harder. people couldn't like him any less. quite frankly he needs to grow some balls, andd get some basketball lessons. he sucks ass at basketball.
he looks like bugs bunnyy, and has a unibrow that has fungi in the middle. pimple, but fungi in his case. really, i wouldn't waste my time on him. he's not even worth the bag of shitt that he iss.

old classmate: robert?

robert rickert: yeaah soonn. thats mee:

old classmate: Put a condom on you head because if your gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one.

robert rickert: waaah! waaaah!

by jaszo July 19, 2009

Up The Ricker

the act of anal sexual intercourse generally used for homosexuals

"Mark likes it up the ricker"

by The Greg Lawson Esq. April 22, 2006

Lim Ricker

The art of wearing company colors in the means of team spirit while being a total Rim Licker.

Craig stop distributing that company propaganda with hostile intent you lim ricker.

by Brian Mahaffey November 26, 2010

rickleberry

When you are so Mexican that you grow from bushes. They start as RickleSprouts, then as they grow they become RickleBerries.

N. you are a RickleBerry!

by RicciBerry September 5, 2018

Don Rickles

The funniest motherfucker that ever lived.

Do you want to laugh? Don Rickles

by NChNestor March 27, 2020

ricker

A Seattle radio "personality" who is a complete douche, talks like a Fucktard and has such horrible bits as "Chinese Pizza" and "Rubber Chicken"

Hey my gangley gangster, did you happen to catch that douche Ricker today on the radio my brown? 'das right chk-it.

by Sedgewick James July 3, 2007