roselle park

A really small town in Union County, New Jersey. Next to Union, Roselle, and Cranford. It's only a square mile so everyone knows everyone. There's a bike path near the NJ Transit rails that's always being checked out by cops. There used to be the grove near the HS where everyone would set things on fire and smoke shit. It's a really dramatic town with gangster wannabes and there are barely any normal, down to earth people. Despite all that, they have the hottest girls out there. The rival team is from Kenilworth aka the Brearley Bears.

Guy 1: Yo you headed to the grove?
Guy 2: Stupid, it's not there anymore but we still can smoke some shit. You up for it?
Guy 1: Hell yea
Guy 2: Damn I love Roselle Park. Can do any shit around here.

by aaron westbrook October 18, 2007

Rosello

Refers to a manipulative psychopath that is obsessed with power. Rosello disguises himself as a compassionate, caring person but in reality he’s a corrupt individual with misogynistic, racists and homophobic tendencies.

I just read the telegram messages and that Rosello should really resign.

by La bronca July 20, 2019

Rosellkas

White polish babes from Roselle. (Hot and Sexy)

Hey, have you heard about the Rosellkas fighting over starbucks?
Yeah, I heard they ended up crying at the end!

by Oczy Zielone! November 4, 2021

Roselle Middle

The school where guys don’t give a single fuck about a girls personality and just care for looks. The amount of fuckery that’s giving to the unpopular table all the way in the corner is hell. Popular girls are just hoes with a mask on called makeup hiding their insecurities. Stop it, I’m tracer

Open the gates of hell and you find Roselle Middle.

by Ye boi tracer November 28, 2018

Roselle Middle

The school that's so small you literally know everyone, and basically everyone knows you. No one one wants to move there, and if they do, they soon realize that they're absolutely fucked up. Everyone thinks that they're funny when they really aren't and all everyone talks about it is dead memes or stupid gossip. If you find someone who is genuine, which is rare, make sure to keep close to them. Everyone else is a thot. Half the time you feel like dying on the inside and the other half you feel like sleeping. The basketball team sucks, similar to the school. Everyone goes to the local Starbucks and acts basic. Starbucks is infested with Roselle Middle thots. All the guys there are wannabe gangsters and think they're in "the hood." It's pathetic. Do not go there.

Person 1: Hey, what school do you go to?

Person 2: Roselle Middle!

Person 1: OMG IT'S A THOT THAT GOES TO ROSELLE MIDDLE! I NEED BACKUP!

Person 3: Well, shit.

by BackstreetBoyzRule December 7, 2018

roselle park

Located in North Jersey, with a population of 13,281, the town of Roselle Park is definitely the best in Union County and all of Jersey. This town is full of drama, betrayal, hook-ups, crazy love triangles, hot girls and even hotter guys. The girls of Roselle Park are the hottest girls around, they have awesome fashion sense, they are very original, honest, sweet and drop dead gorgeous. The guys of RP are the hottest guys in Jersey, they are fun, outgoing and down for anything!! TRUST ME: RP knows how to have a good time; we pre-game harder than you could party!!! Roselle Park is the best small town ever; it’s definitely better than Laguna Beach!

<TYPICAL ROSELLE PARK SATURDAY NIGHT>
HOT RP CHICK- so what’s going on tonight
RP DUDE- it’s going down at Luis’s
HOT RP CHICK- I’m there, I get so fucked up at his parties!
RP DUDE- hell yea, I’m gonna bring lots of alcohol, you know that’s how we roll

by misss new boooty August 24, 2006

ricardo rosello

Amen my guy you thought I was going to rant about him and the texts he sent nope im just here to say wher the fuck is he?

Ricardo Rosello stole my money.

by where we droppping boys December 11, 2019