Resterection

What you call the boner you get when you lay down for an afternoon nap.

Me: do you get a massive erection when you try and take a nap?
Brian: yeah. It's called a resterection.

by OG Dictionizer May 18, 2016

reuter

(v) To create or render so as to mislead, deceive, or defraud others: to reuter a report.

"In the news, George Zimmerman was reutered from a Latino into a white man."

by OffSeason_Santa December 31, 2019

Doug Reuter

Someone who was a huge ego.

"Wait is that Jeremy? No that's Doug Reuter."

by Dequirius Bennw5 December 10, 2018

Resteraunt

A common misspelling of the word Restauraunt.

Resteraunt is a misspelled word.

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm January 9, 2008

Reltermrat

A trendy new concision for the pathological condition known as "Relationship Termination Rationalization". This device is used by the monogamously adverse to psychologically justify breaking up with someone without having any genuinely compelling reason for doing so.

"Why'd you break up with Jill?"

"She was way too Jedi for me."

"What the Hell does THAT even Mean? I think you're just a reltermrat"

"Shut up."

"Can I ask her out then?"

"Absolutely not!"

by Cirdellin December 28, 2009

Reyner

The weirdest way to spell the name Rayner. He’s one of the weirdest person you’ll ever get to know too. He’s extremely funny, acts dumb but is actually smart, a good and loyal friend, and that one guy who you wonder would be like if he were to be your boyfriend. Once you fall for a Reyner, it’s hard to let go, it’s hard to want to let go, even if it’s hurting you so bad that it’s draining you both mentally and physically. He makes you question if you’ll ever love again, or if you’ll always be haunted with the ‘what if’s. He’s smooth as hell, and he’s really nice, great with kids (super patient) and loves to have fun. If you manage to get him in your grasps never let go. He is probably the one person you were always meant to love, but was never meant to be with.

Friend: “So what is it? You look so sad today. Is it because of him again?”
You: “If by him you mean Reyner, then yeah. Who else can it be about?”

—
Friend: “You’re still stuck on Reyner?”
You: “Yes. It’s so hard to forget him, he’s fits my criteria for the perfect boyfriend almost perfectly.”

—

Friend: “I never expected Reyner to be so good with kids.”
You: “Oh, and he loves to play with them too. He’s really patient with them.”

by benhardysgirlxx September 21, 2019

renter

A movie that isnt worth seeing in theatres, but that you will rent when it comes out in video stores.

"You seen The Santa Clause 3 yet?"
"naw, it looks like a renter"

by Dan Graham November 2, 2006