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The weirdest way to spell the name Rayner. He’s one of the weirdest person you’ll ever get to know too. He’s extremely funny, acts dumb but is actually smart, a good and loyal friend, and that one guy who you wonder would be like if he were to be your boyfriend. Once you fall for a Reyner, it’s hard to let go, it’s hard to want to let go, even if it’s hurting you so bad that it’s draining you both mentally and physically. He makes you question if you’ll ever love again, or if you’ll always be haunted with the ‘what if’s. He’s smooth as hell, and he’s really nice, great with kids (super patient) and loves to have fun. If you manage to get him in your grasps never let go. He is probably the one person you were always meant to love, but was never meant to be with.
Friend: “So what is it? You look so sad today. Is it because of him again?”
You: “If by him you mean Reyner, then yeah. Who else can it be about?”

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Friend: “You’re still stuck on Reyner?”
You: “Yes. It’s so hard to forget him, he’s fits my criteria for the perfect boyfriend almost perfectly.”

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Friend: “I never expected Reyner to be so good with kids.”
You: “Oh, and he loves to play with them too. He’s really patient with them.”
Reyner by benhardysgirlxx September 21, 2019
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To act in a way to disguise the size of your penis, so that you don't tell people you have small genitals.
Mary: "How big's your penis?"
Dani: "Ermmm, errr, i forrgot......"
Mary: "Omg thats such a reyner"
Reyner by Mary Queatzwa November 15, 2007
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