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Semen Retention Syndrome

Semen Retention Syndrome also known as SRS – this is when a man is suffering from symptoms similar to PMS. This is caused by a back up of semen as a result of NO sexual relations, or masturbation.
"Nick is so evidently in a bad mood he must be suffering from Semen Retention Syndrome - SRS."
by Best Filth April 29, 2009
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Seamen retention

Training for E3 and below in the US Navy on how to retain information better in a training environment.
Hey Seamen Timmy, we’re doing seamen retention this week so stay strong!
by LittleNougerBoy June 12, 2021
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Premature Key Retraction

The act of inserting your key in the lock of a door, but before you've had the opportunity to successfully turn it, somebody opens the door from the inside forcing the key to "pull out".
Jim: "I hate it when somebody opens the door just as I am unlocking it."

Iain: "Premature key retraction, dude."
by Jaxxehv2.0 July 30, 2011
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refinition

A refinement of a previous definition, or a proposed definition which needs refinement.
So here's my refinition of a first pass at a definition. If anyone has any further refinitions to add that would be great.
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Vaginal Retention Plan

A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.
Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I have my ex, Lisa on the Vaginal Retention Plan!
by kyssable1 January 31, 2008
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Anal Retention

Anal retention is the process were someone can retain matter in thier anus. This can be liquid, they can then squirt it out like an elephants trunk.
People often attend gym sessions to build up thier anal retentiveness, thus they can hold more liquid.
Greedy people like this as they can jack all the water at a party, or other such gala occasion.(see example)
Thas my water (suuuuuuk), if you want it get it from my anus, bitch!
by Adam February 2, 2005
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cake retention syndrome

what fat fuckers suffer from when they say they have big bones, watter retention, M.E.
by dave garnar June 24, 2005
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