taking retards to the zoo

Taking retards to the zoo, is an activity which beholds the stupidity of all man kind. Leading a bunch of mentally dysfunctional people through the most meaningless of tasks. Also a song by the dead milkmen.

How do I send this email? Jesus really it's like taking retards to the zoo.

by s3zero February 4, 2010

Retardsexual

When your sexual orientation is so nebulous and hard to understand, that only other mentality challenged people can comprehend it.

"Did you hear that Jane is a semibisexual now?"

"Ah, I always knew she was retardsexual"

by Smegmaondemand November 27, 2020

I exchange V-cards with the retards.

Mack Maine says "I exchange v-cards with the retards" in the song "Every Girl". He means that he does not discriminate, he likes all women.

Friend 1-"You see that girl over there?"
Friend 2-"Yea she's ugly, and looks a little retarded."
Friend 1-"I exchange V-cards with the retards."
Friend 2-"What?"
Friend 1-"I don't discriminate, I would fuck her. But now I'm thinking you're the retard."

by Indiscriminate May 18, 2010

the retards at guitar.com

this first article here just pisses me right off. The fact that he says jimmy page sucks makes me wonder: has this fuckin retarded hater ever picked up a guitar? before you start bashing these bands, and they are influential bands, please id like to hear some of your crazy guitar playing skills. Kurt Cobain knew he wasnt an great guitar player, he didnt strive to be one, but his are anything but meaningless. and jimi hendrix. he was an extrordinary guitarist. Radiohead is awesome, the thing im trying to figure out is, how it is you think jimmy page sucks, yet you love radiohead, according to your standards, your favourite band should be a superpowered one consisting of victor wooten, neil peart, joe satriani, yngwie malmsteen, and jack black, who is an amzing singer despite his choice of material. All in all, if your gonna criticise these bands the way you have, id like to see your amazing band in concert sometime at red rocks. Id also like to point out that avril lavigne is not punk and never was, for any of those confused, shes can sing, ill give her that. As for Atreyu, to me, if every single word is screamed and completely unintelligible, thats not singing, and the drummer does not make up for it with his few understandable words. My Chemical Romance has gone completely mainstream and i cant distinguish between the singer and the bride in that music video. Thats all i have to say.

the retards at guitar.com dont exist, but there is one retard who made this thread

by bassman793 May 17, 2006

Union of Sovereign Sucking Retards

This it a group that might or might not be planning to establish a communist ☭ utopia across every school in America.

The USSR is really fucking cool!
Union of Sovereign Sucking Retards go brrrrrr

by Jorg_Bush420 September 8, 2022

like two retards fucking

When two people totally and completely screw something up and make a total mess of things.

Bowser goes to open the door for Maggie. Maggie goes to open the door for Bowser. A second later Maggie gets slammed in the head by the door Bowser is already opening.

Man, you guys are like two retards fucking.

by Strangebeast January 16, 2009

Coastal Retards

Stereotypical coastal residents, mostly Californians, that think where they live is the best. They trash on and stereotype other regions of the US, particularly the Midwest.

Coastal Resident: "I hate the Midwest, it's so boring and flat and there's nothing to do!"

Intelligent human: "Perhaps actually go to those places and get off the interstate instead of trashing on a place Hollywood told you is horrible?"

Coastal Resident: "Fuck off, flatlander!"

Intelligent Human: "Sorry for offending you. I know you Coastal Retards are too used to excitement to come to you instead of you actually trying to look for it."

by CybermanFordStrikesBack June 28, 2018