cake retention syndrome

what fat fuckers suffer from when they say they have big bones, watter retention, M.E.

look at that fat bitch shes got cake retention.

by dave garnar June 24, 2005

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Drunk Retention

The measure of the ability to remember things that happened while drunk.

Guy #1: I can't believe you remember that! You were pretty drunk last night!
Guy #2: What can I say? I have excellent drunk retention.

by Dave-Landon August 12, 2012

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Intermittent retention refers to the act of retaining one's semen or not ejaculating within a selected window of time, similar to how one would refrain from eating while doing intermittent fasting. There are many purported benefits of intermittent retention. This term is first coined by the app makers of Epic, which is a semen retention tracker.

He has an active sex life but he is doing intermittent retention to preserve his lifeforce.

by interesting_insights November 5, 2020

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Employee Retention Fee

money or an equivalent given in addition to an employee's usual compensation

Top executives at AIG received really nice Christmas Employee Retention Fees this year.

by Steve December 19, 2008

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Vaginal Retention Plan

A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.

Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I have my ex, Lisa on the Vaginal Retention Plan!

by kyssable1 January 11, 2009

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Semen Retention

Ejaculation Mastery!
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To learn semen retention google: authentic tantra

by JJ012 June 5, 2013

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ARTention Retention

Origin of Term #1: ART + ATTENTION = ARTention

The Preponderance and Desire to keep THE ARTS in the Forefront of 21ST Century Societies by introducing innovative and unique STORY Angles via Social Media Networks regardless of (hopefully) temporary sour and dire economic Situations, thus retaining, inspiring and enabling Beauty, Creativity and Education to soar and flourish.

“No matter what your ART may be: Painting, Dance, Sports, Writing, there’s a STORY behind each Stroke, Step, Swing, Scene and/or Sentence. Therefore, the easiest Way to tell your STORY time and time again…throughout the Chapters of your Life is through ARTENTiON RETENTiON.”

by America's Premier Eventologist March 10, 2013

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