Retarticle

An assigned article that makes no sense, uses circular logic, or just plain makes you mad to read.

I cant go to the bar tonight because I have to read this retarticle about market segmentation.

by Willyg243 February 7, 2009

retardled

to be startled into a state of temporary retardation

Ben felt retardled after the prospect of a car nearly hitting him caused him to mutter something about a sandwich he would never get to eat again

by batman88888888 December 21, 2010

retardacia

a whole new level of retardation not consistent with common thought thinking, often asking the same dumb ass questions over and over again.

Johnny came over and said he didn't think he was arrested for any reason and he wanted to go home now, and proceeded to give logic as to why he needs to leave right now and he will repeat this to anyone in earshot over and over again, thus he is in a mental state of retardacia.

by fivexfive March 2, 2018

retardless

The word retardless means to not have a retard or retarded person in your family/group/club etc.

Person A: Since youre so retarded, is the rest of your famiy?
Person B: No, im retardless.

by gtaye June 5, 2019

retardate

The noun form of "retard". People often call others "retards" but this is probably a technical misuse of the word, since "retard" is a verb. The verb "retard": "The water will retard the spread of the flame". In noun form, "You are a fucking retardate"

The verb "retard": "The water will retard the spread of the flame". In noun form, "You are a fucking retardate"

by Steve LaPierre May 7, 2003

Retardler

Retarded toddler child

"I was in the park this morning and this weird looking kid crawled by me and bit my ankle... What a retardler!"

by Impayler. October 7, 2016

Retardalicious

Any food which is made by a retard but is still quite tasty.Or alternatly any food made by someone with poor culinary skills and the food looks like it is suffering from some kind of physical deficiency.

Hmmmmm that looks retardalicious man

by Darzo July 16, 2008