reshbekt

Where you respect something or someone so much that you end up reshbekting them

I reshbekt you

by Allhu akba May 19, 2021

polish resume

(Pronounced POWLish r'zoom) A variation of the withdrawal method, wherein the penis is re-inserted into the vagina immediately after (and sometimes during) ejaculation.

Stacy: "You hear Theresa is pregnant?"
Martha: "No! But I heard Francis was a pretty big fan of the Polish resume! He calls it 'courting fate'"

by Alien Warthog February 24, 2018

Rehmer

An unsightly bald creature that roams the flatlands of Houston, Texas. Rumored to have a vicious temper and horrible smell. Dangerous, Careful to approach.

Rehmer.. the only known 40 year old Virgin in Texas. Similar to Big Foot or the Yedi, almost extinct and believed to be myth by some.

by Big Foot.... January 2, 2008

College Resume Whore

This is a term for a kid in high school who will do pretty much any charitable act or good deed just so it appears on his or her resume and may boost his or her chances of getting into the college of their choice. The college of their choice is usually Ivy League and the typical College Resume Whore is someone who's mother still packs their lunches and who says they can be anything they want to be - as long as they get into a top school.
To be a true College Resume Whore (or CRW) the person must be doing the volunteering and good deeds for the sole purpose of loading up their resumes so that colleges will think they are a Saint and accept them. If someone is volunteering just because they enjoy volunteering they are not CRWs, they are a classic nerd or just a genuinely good person.

College Resume Whore: YES! I've been accepted to MIT, I guess volunteering all those hours slopping food onto old people's plates at the retirement home was worth it to seal this deal!

Volunteer recruiter: OK, so this volunteer work requires you to wipe all the brown stains that the washing machines won't take out of these kid's underwear. Once you've done that you can read them stories until their parent's pick them up from daycare. The parent's should be arriving in five hours, I hope you like Dr. Seus!

College Resume Whore: Shiiit, this better get me into that Ivy League school! I will not take going to a state school, Ivy League school's just sound better, I must go there at all costs!!!

by Boston Glitch Pigeon July 16, 2009

resumeme

Applying for a job with a meme as your resume. Definitely taking a risk with this approach but if you can sum up your entire resume in a meme, you're probably going to get the job.

HR: We've narrowed it down to five applicants, four have very impressive resumes and one sent a meme as their resume, a resumeme, so... we have to meet this guy. Schedule an interview.

by Dd. February 22, 2013

reshma

1.OMG!! one the coolest girls on earth. Almost know the whole world.
2. can also me being Happiness or a funny person.

2. Your such a reshma!!

by hcbass AKA Nitro November 9, 2008

Sexual Resume

A document in which men can keep record of their sexual encounters, to be presented as proof of experience when enticing a lady friend.

Doug: "Hello Candy, I'd like to offer you a copy of my sexual resume. As you can see, when I was 13 I did the ziggy with a professional gymnist from the Czech Republic, when I was 15 I eiffel towered my friend cameron's sister (in his room), and at 19 I received my first rusty trombone from a Tibetan Yoga Master named Crystal. She has offered to provide a recommendation, if necessary."

by Pickups101 April 26, 2012