reshitting

Reshitting is the act of taking your partner's stool, putting it into a freezer until it is hard.
Then inserting it into your own anus. Then when it warms, you push it out, thus "reshitting" what your partner has created for you to experience.

Shok wanted Sheri to experience the large stool he produced. After he froze it, Sheri inserted it into her anus so she could enjoy it also through reshitting.

by Burner71 November 8, 2007

redshite

1. adj. Beyond contempt, a heathen, a dirty filthy scummy dogturd of a lowlife scumbag, 2. n. somebody who supports Liverpool FC, usually from Scandinavia or Devon, usually unable to point to Liverpool on a map, describable as 'redshite' by definition

'Oh lordy, I've stepped in a redshite!'

'Anfield was full of redshite today'

by Duncan Ferguson February 13, 2004

Redshirtted

A way to refer to someone getting screwed over by getting an unpleasant task or sheer bad luck.

Coined from the security guards from the original "STAR TREK" because they always got killed on assingment.

"Roger just got totally redshirted. He's gotta clean up the bathroom that the toilet backed up in"

by Doc Evil March 12, 2005

rensi

1. One who does not shut doors
2. One who does not answer telephones
3. A frontrunner
4. Fair-weather fan

1. The door is open, Gary did you just pull a rensi?
2. I have 11 missed calls, what a rensi I am.
3. Don't call me a rensi just because I like good teams I have no affiliation with.
4. The Cowboys are doing well this year, I'm going to be a rensi and buy a brand new hat.

by Marcus Johnson January 15, 2008

Redshirt

a term used in American college athletics for players, usually freshmen, withheld from competition in order to delay the beginning of their 4-year eligibilty period

He had a great spring training season, but the coach decided to redshirt him anyway.

by Dante Greene December 14, 2008

Redshirt

A play on college sports' "Redshirt" rule: they can't play, but they're still a part of the team.
Redshirt is another name that refers to underage girls (typically between the ages 16-17).
They're "a part of the team" = you can check them out, but "they cannot play" = you can't have sex with them because that's illegal.

"DAMN! Check out that Redshirt over there!"
"Yea, definitely going to be scouting her for the upcoming season"
"Yea, I wonder what her 40 (yard) time is looking like.."
"She's definitely going to be a starter one day."
"Bitch is going to the SEC with that talent."

by DJ Shag June 12, 2012

reshitulous

when you just took a shit and less than a short while later you feel you must shit again.

dude i just took a huge dump and im starting to feel reshitulous

by uranium236 March 8, 2011