if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

keepin it ten benjamins

keepin it real

yo I'm just keepin it ten benjamins.

by Your moms boyfriend November 30, 2009

burning the Benjamins

wasting money

Dude's burning the Benjamins, just got a $300 pair of Jordans that're just gonna sit in his closet.

by RootMeanSquare October 23, 2019

Benjamins

Synonym for a woman's breats, tits, boobs, bonkers and the like.

Hey man, check out the benjamins on Lucy.

by jamike12 July 28, 2011

Big Benjamins

One's testicles that exceed the physical standards in terms of size and girth aswell as the acceptable social norm.

Lewis- "Hey Travis, get a load of this guy"
Travis- "Aight bet"

Lewis- "He's got some unholy Big Benjamins"
*Guy with Big Benjamins whips down pants*
Travis- "WTF, Lewis, those are the Biggest Bemjamins I've ever seen."

by Hollering Holocaust June 27, 2020

Benjamins

Slang for money, specifically hundred US dollar bills because they have a picture of Benjamin Franklin on them.

He got new job with a massive pay raise.

Ah, I see. Earning those Benjamins!

by xxdeathx2 January 8, 2022

Benjamins

Slang for 100 dollar bills, with them having the face of Benjamin Franklin on them.

Hey, did you get your quarterly?
Yeah, boss gave me a fat stack of Benjamins.

by It’s Fucking 1984 November 15, 2025