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Relient K

an automobile build by Chrysler in the 80's sometimes refered to as the K-Car
by Rob Pokorney May 25, 2005
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best Christian rock band ever

hits all genres: techno, punk, soft rock, emo, gospel, half country, and then there are the songs that can only be described as Relient K

covers all moods: praise, pessimism, hatred, love, bliss, shallow, nostalgic, bitter,... all can occur in the same exact song, too

they sing of love, how idiotic the world is, and God/Jesus

can sound so smack-daddy whilst singing about such moral topics. they have achieved what no one else these days can: not swearing, drinking, partying, or sexing, but still being amazing.

Songs:
Which to bury, us or the Hatchet
Pink Tux(In love w/ the 80's)
Sahara
Candlelight
Be My Escape
For the Moments I Feel Faint
The Best Thing
I Need You
Bite My Tongue
Must've Done Something Right
My Girl's Ex-Boyfriend
Getting into You
More than Useless
Trademark
Maintain Consciousness
If You Believe Me
Such amazing instrumentals while still being Christian music. IN short, Relient K rocks.
by BelletheBeast July 22, 2011
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A band that was once very cool and Christian and sexy all at the same time, but is not edging towards mainstream rock and becoming sell-outs.
Relient K used to be a killer awesome band! But then they toured with GC and SP!
by cRiDi May 6, 2005
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a mainstream band with catchy songs mainly influenced by pop/emo.
i have nothing personal against them, but i find it funny that all of these definitions on here have nothing to do with the band, just how 'christian', 'hott' and 'sexy' the band members are. must be girls aged 12-15.

Relient K is an emo band that teenaged girls like cuz the band members are attractive.
by screwubitch August 22, 2007
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1. Have you heard Relient K? Yeah, those guys cant write worth a crap.
by Bottom_feeder June 4, 2005
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All you children have catuses in your smacks. true rock bands don't fucking brag about their religion. Nor do they wear Old Navy and try to look badass. Don't pretend to be cool, ass nuggets, because jamming to stupid cock pudding will get your ball sacks hairy.
Don't make fun of those poor little boys, relient k.
by George W. Bush suxxx December 28, 2005
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A lukewarm christian band that doesn't share the gospel enough in their songs.
by Greekish October 16, 2008
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