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bandwagon red sox fan

95% of red sox fans as of 2005. made up of mostly fat, irish, red faced women and scrawny white homeboys who will wear their 2004 world championship tilted to the side like a god damn monkey while their over sized manny jerseys will hang all the way down to their knees. 10 years ago these bandwagoners didn't have to suffer watching mo vaughn gain 300 pounds, jose offerman trot around the bases like he was a in beer softball league, or mark portugal tripping over his own feet while pitching off the mound in almost every god damn start. But now they feel like true fans because they can name 3 players on the team.
That bandwagon sox fan over there just yelled "Go Red Sox" then "GGG-Unit" after, lets go beat his ass
by Shaunydigital August 31, 2005
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redox

the common name for equations in chemistry that involve balancing electrons and compounds.
Actually called '"Ox"idation and "Red"uction' = "RedOx" = Redox.
Balance this redox equation...
by el magnifico May 13, 2005
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redson

A hot steamy LEGO man who deserves to be loved by his parents and has extreme daddy,anger,mommy, and partner issues he gets a lot of hoes
Redson is hot af
by Redsons.husband August 25, 2022
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Redbox rage

Violent behavior exhibited by patrons waiting in line at "Redbox" movie rental outlets. This is usually due to customers at the front of the line who are returning multiple DVDs at once and take an excessive amount of time to select another DVD to rent, which thus causes irritation, impatience, yelling and sometimes physical violence.
Jenny started to experience Redbox rage as she waited in line because the woman at the front of the line had 3 DVDs to return and with her bratty children's input, took 12 mins to select another movie to rent.
by Heidi007 March 31, 2008
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Redbox Mistake

When you rent a from Redbox you're pretty sure will suck but theres nothing else so you rent it anyway.
” I knew The Lincoln Lawyer would suck but it was that or Lemmity Snicket, I made a Redbox mistake
by WolfAttackFromSpace September 29, 2011
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redboxiety

The anxiety felt when people are waiting in line behind you while you choose a Redbox movie. The induced pressure makes it hard to concentrate and even chose the movie that you were originally in the mood for.
I now only do Netflix because I've suffered through so much redboxiety.

My heart was palpitating due to the redboxiety I was feeling outside of 7-11 the other night.
by grimey837 January 10, 2012
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Redbox Retard

A person whom goes to the Redbox movie rental machine and...

1. Either takes abotut 20 minutes to decided on one movie choice.
2. Does not know how to use the Redbox machine and takes about 20 minutes to figure it out.
3. Keeps insisting that a movie is available when Reedbox says its not available.
Lynn: Jim, did you get the movie i wanted to watch from the Redbox?

Jim: No, there was a Redbox Retard trying to decided a movie and the line was starting to warp around the builiding.
by jspearx3 August 10, 2009
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