roll out the red carpet

to give someone a ceremonious welcome

They were ready to roll out the red carpet when they heard that a celeb was in thier city until they realized he was not the real McCoy.

by Light Joker November 01, 2005

Rolling Out the Red Carpet

While participating in anal sex, punch your partner in the back of the head. At this exact moment pull out as hard as you can when the rectum seizes your snausage. With any luck the rectum will be pulled out. Now just walk backwards slowly while you "Roll out the red carpet."

I rolled out Sally's red carpet yesterday, and now she has poos sporatically.

by Kingjared420 November 15, 2004

Upside down like a red carpet

It’s when you step in dog shit and smear it up the stairs into the house.

Oh man, Andrew stepped in Bentley’s mud pie and turned it upside down like a red carpet.

by mrsSpicyButthole April 17, 2021

Vaginal red carpet

The “A-game” of one’s vagina. Rolling out all sex tricks during a 24 hour or less sexual romp.

She rolled out the vaginal red carpet on their first encounter, now he is groveling at her feet.

by Getoutkyle March 12, 2018

red carpet

losing streak in valorant

Me: Bro Shag Jek
Bhavesh: Why?
Me: Valorant bro
Bhavesh: Lol, Red Carpet?
Me: No shit Jek, wah sot bhai

by Takoshi Makalashidi July 14, 2022

Red carpet syndrome

The montly peroid of a women, also know as 'lady time'

Question: 'want to go out Margaret?'
Answer: 'no i can't, i have a really bad case of red carpet syndrome this month'

by Eggplant1313 June 15, 2018

red carpeting

when you and your friends sit back and comment on anyone you see walking by

look at the fat chick with the shirt on that says "cutie"... seriously?
you see that dude's shoes? didn't know they still made L.A. Gear!!!
Sam and I were at the bar the other night, and we were red carpeting everyone that came through the door...

by knowledgeborn February 04, 2012