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Red Beard

Having sex with a girl while shes on her period then meat slapping her across her face to give her a "red beard"
Dude i red bearded that whore last night did you see her face?
by milkysoup December 4, 2010
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Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage

Doing a sitting 69 with a girl on her period while you're taking a dump.
Last night to celebrate our anniversary, my girlfriend and I did a Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage in her parents bathroom.
by Chillosophy October 4, 2017
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leaving someone the red gummy bears

The act of going out of your normal way to make someone else happy, even if it harms you in some way.
similar to: "biting the bullet"
For example:

- You buy a bag of gummy bears, and a friend tells you their favourite ones are the red gummy bears, so you eat anything but the red gummy bears so you could give them to your friend, even if you also like them.

- Almost all the lines at the grocery store are really long, except one, and you decide to wait in the long line since you're not in a hurry and you don't have a lot of groceries. Which makes you have to wait longer, but might make it easier for someone else.

- You're in the middle of an exam, and notice a student struggling. The teacher gets pulled out of the classroom and you don't know how long they will be gone for, but you still decide to whisper the answers to the struggling student.
"You gotta stop always leaving everyone the red gummy bears, you're harming yourself"
"You know, He should sometimes leave me the red gummy bears."
"Thanks for leaving me the red gummy bears!"
"It's nothing, just leaving someone the red gummy bears"
by Nilix July 13, 2022
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Captain Redbeard

Male who has red facial hair despite having a completely different hair color (typically brown). On a "Captain Redbeard" the red facial hair is typically prominent yet patchy and frequently has no genetic justification.
Hey Captain Redbeard, why don't you dye your beard a normal color?
by Rape. Greg Rape. March 17, 2010
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Redbeard

When, after eating a chick out who is on the rag, afterward your beard is red. Thus, Redbeard.
"Hey! It's Redbeard! Your girl having 'that time' again?"
by Sloobydoob December 31, 2004
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RedBeard it

To get something in other ways than getting it legally as in stealing.
Guy 1: Hey man Halo Reach is coming out! Are you gonna buy it?

Guy 2: Hell na man I'll just RedBeard it.
by Moose Raper.. September 23, 2010
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Captain Redbeard

Someone who licks out a girl when they are on their period.
Ahahahaha Tom's a Captain Redbeard!
by Kempo May 25, 2006
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