Red Lobster 

When a man unwittingly contracts the STD crabs after having sexual relations with a menstrating woman (raggin').

You know how Bob isn't afraid of fucking chicks that are raggin'. Well, next morning... he woke up with the red lobster.

Red Lobster by Goon, Ed Dogg, & T-Wolf December 29, 2007

Red Lobster 

A household chain restaurant specializing in seafood dishes that will surely satiate the appetite of any hungry human who has the palate of a sewer rat.

We went on a date to Red Lobster Friday night and ate 3 baskets of cheddar biscuits and an appetizer of calamari.

Red Lobster by Fane Jonda February 2, 2021

red lobster 

a sexual act wherein a man fists a menstruating woman and pinches her cervix

"After I removed Jane's tampon with my teeth, she writhed in ecstasy as I gave her a red lobster"

red lobster by MJO/BEL September 29, 2006

Red Lobster 

When a young man is unable to find proper lubricant and opts to use non-standard items to do the job, thus causing a painful red flare (irritation) in either the vagina or anus. This phrase originates from #Demonoid.

"So I had no lube; I heard douche was made from alcohol and water so I took a little bit of alcohol and a lot of water. We used that but she wound up crying all night over her red lobster."

Red Lobster by dannofthursday September 18, 2008

Red Lobster 

Red Lobster is a rich man with connections with red skin and lots of the money.

Red Lobster: hey white boy you need mooney
white boy : im all about that free mooney
Red Lobster: i got theee conections boy

Red Lobster by giferta February 8, 2017

Red lobster 

a sexual act preformed at red lobster location whilst you beat your dick under the table while the waiter/waitress is getting your order and you have to cum by the end of your order

Gary have you tried the red lobster yet.

yea I did it on Tuesday with john and the others.

Red lobster by lobster beater March 12, 2021

red lobster syndrome 

when you eat so much lobster your dick turns red and bleeds

dude evin has red lobster syndrome

red lobster syndrome by Billy The Fridge October 23, 2018