red lobster

RED LOBSTER IS A Man WITH MAFIA CONNECTIONS AND RICH UNCLES HE IS ALSO A POTUS (useless piece of fucking shit)

he is a red lobster
oh he is that rich?!!

by mein leben February 08, 2017

red lobster

A special form of fellatio in which the giver uses lots of teeth, and then finishes the recipient off by giving his cock an indian sunburn.

Lobsterfest was alot more fun at the other Red Lobster

by lobsterfiend October 06, 2008

Red lobster

Basically when a girl is on her period and they're having sex with with someone

Sticking a dick in a bloody vagina is a red lobster

by RedLobster November 21, 2016

red lobster

a sexual act wherein a man fists a menstruating woman and pinches her cervix

"After I removed Jane's tampon with my teeth, she writhed in ecstasy as I gave her a red lobster"

by MJO/BEL September 29, 2006

red lobster syndrome

when you eat so much lobster your dick turns red and bleeds

dude evin has red lobster syndrome

by Billy The Fridge October 23, 2018

Red Lobster Effect

A commercial in with the food looks delicious, until you realize the restaurant the commercial is for always serves substandard food.

"That sure looks good!"

"Yeah why don't we go there?"

"Aww, it's at Denny's."

"Darn! Sucked in by the Red Lobster Effect again.

by TZer0 June 23, 2013

Works at Red lobster

oh sad ppl who can never let go of dirty old baggage and cry to manipulate people.

Greg works at red lobster messed up with his coworker because he couldn’t stop talking about his ex and cries every time his coworker tells him he doesn’t want to see him anymore

by Redlobatersadboy May 13, 2022