Got Receipts

When somebody pulls up info/ tea from the past when you contradict yourself.

Guy 1: I can't believe Jane got pregnant
Guy: 2 But didn't you get Mary pregnant last week
Guy 1: Damn boy, you got receipts!

by Littlepepsi September 28, 2019

Keeping the Receipts

a somewhat paranoid diligence, whereby someone mentally stores the evidence of another’s behaviour, should they ever need it in future.

Often done in order to log consummate lying by individuals in positions of influence or power, such as political figures.

Peter Oborne is a consummate receipt-keeper, maintaining a record of politicians who are lying. He has been keeping the receipts of political elites in an effort to hold them to account.

by 1xs April 10, 2021

The Receipts

Background information, blackmail, and/or "proof" obtained from stalking someone extensively on social media.

Jen: So his new girlfriend had a baby that just magically disappeared.
Kim: How do you know that?

Jen: I went back 450 days on her insta... I have the receipts.

by Just Curly September 3, 2016

receipts

Claims of damning evidence that usually are false.

Jose bragged that he had the "receipts" on Jesse and proceeded to gloat.

by Downvoting Victim July 2, 2020

Receipts

When you are in a text battle, feud or drama with someone. It is the biggest tea you can spill in an argument because of the evidence.

Regina: i did not sleep with Aaron you whore

Me: i got receipts bitch that you did!

by KittyKutter73 September 8, 2020

piss reciept

When you run out of toilet paper in a public place
reciepts work a treat.

Ellie: shit, Theres no boggers..
April: mate don't worry, I've got piss reciepts.

by gargoyle1000 August 16, 2011

oral receipts

When you don't actual receipts but you got intel via oral receipts.

BESTIE: I KNOW HE CHEATED ON ME, I HAVE ORAL RECEIPTS FROM BECKY.
ME: I believe you. It's time to break up with him..

by dxniel.xngel February 7, 2019