A sadistic "project" given to students by teachers in the hope that they will learn something from it. Although students are expected to work on these reports for long periods of time, they can usually be completed in one day with help from spark notes, wikipedia, or other websites.
"Hey Dylan did you start your book report yet?"
"Nah I think I'm going to use spark notes the night before it's due."
"Nah I think I'm going to use spark notes the night before it's due."
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Get the report the loss mug.Stupid piece of shit assignment only invented to waste time and energy all under the guise of being "educational". These torture devices are usually assigned to children on vacations. Sometimes even on summer vacations in which 95% of students don't give a shit to do anyways because it has all the "educational" value as staring at paint drying on a wall for 10 hours and then writing down what you "learned" about it.
Bob: I can't wait for vacation!
Joe: Yeah man. I've been waiting so long to get out of this torture called school. Can't wait to play some Minecraft and ROBLOX togethe-
Teacher: You will be leaving with a Book Report which is due by the end of the vacation. It must have a minimum of ∞ pages. Any less than that will count as a 0.
Joe: I've changed my mind Bob how about we go yahoo off the entire empire state building together?
Bob: Yeah, that's a good idea.
Joe: Yeah man. I've been waiting so long to get out of this torture called school. Can't wait to play some Minecraft and ROBLOX togethe-
Teacher: You will be leaving with a Book Report which is due by the end of the vacation. It must have a minimum of ∞ pages. Any less than that will count as a 0.
Joe: I've changed my mind Bob how about we go yahoo off the entire empire state building together?
Bob: Yeah, that's a good idea.
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This is not a synonym for corn on the log, but refers to the type of corn found within it. Further scientific (and non-scientific) research is required to confirm what we already know: it can be found in all types of poop.
This is not a synonym for corn on the log, but refers to the type of corn found within it. Further scientific (and non-scientific) research is required to confirm what we already know: it can be found in all types of poop.
George: Hey Paco, I pooped out some of that reborn corn this morning.
Paco: You mean you squeezed out some corn on the log?
George: No bro, nothing solid about it. It came out as a major explosive of whole corn crapnel.
Paco: Hey, how many words are we trying to illustrate here?
George: Well, it did remind me of Atomic Kitten, because I made them whole again.
Paco: You're going to try to get away with that?
Paco: You mean you squeezed out some corn on the log?
George: No bro, nothing solid about it. It came out as a major explosive of whole corn crapnel.
Paco: Hey, how many words are we trying to illustrate here?
George: Well, it did remind me of Atomic Kitten, because I made them whole again.
Paco: You're going to try to get away with that?
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Mila will always get hurt when she goes to Hawaii. Her first day resort injury is typically sunburn. She usual comes back looking like a crippled lobster.
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Get the resort injury mug.the result of George J. Mitchell's 21-month investigation into the use of anabolic steroids and human growth hormone in Major League Baseball (MLB). The 409-page report, released on December 13, 2007, covers the history of the use of illegal performance enhancing substances by players and the effectiveness of the MLB drug testing program. Mitchell provides his recommendations regarding the handling of past illegal drug use and future prevention practices. The report names 89 Major League Baseball players who are alleged to have used steroids or drugs.
roger clemens,barry bonds,miguel tejada, gary sheffield, and andy pettite are some of the major names found in the mitchell report
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