I-Ready

A website that teaches you almost nothing, for example "teenagers" aka some 7 year olds are trying to figure out how to cut a cske in half NOW THAT THEY HAVE JOBS. I-Ready also has many nick names such as, Stupid.com and The Website Of Death and Creepy-Aliens-Teaching-You-How-To-Breath Website

I-Ready is a waste of time.
Nobody likes I-Ready.
I-Ready kills me inside.

by I-ReadyIsAWasteOfTime January 4, 2021

I'll be ready in 5 minutes

The validation of Einstein's theory of relativity, in which the concept of five minutes is infinitely elastic, and feminine.

"I'll be ready in 5 minutes" she liked to say, and he knew he could relax for at least an hour.

by Monkey's Dad April 22, 2023

Bangkok ready

When your coach tells you 6 months in that your muay thai game is tight as fuck.

"You think is ready for the matchup",

"Yeah man, you're bangkok ready".

by bitch of blaviken January 22, 2020

I-Ready

A form of torture created by the people in the federal government to "help" children succeed in the Common Core education system.

"I took 2 I-Ready lessons and I feel like a suspected terrorist at Guantanamo Bay"

by green socks January 4, 2021

I-READY

a shit childrens website that is fucking demonic, a form of child abuse cause it is fucking traumatizing to see a damn alien going "OOH WE MAMA"

Teacher: We are going to the computer lab and typing a paragraph
Me: What do we do when we are done?
Teacher: I-READY
Me: excuse me what the fuck

by Thats pretty dank October 8, 2018

I-Ready

a common form of hard learning.

"I-Ready is ABSOLUTE TORTURE!"

by anonymous September 29, 2021

I-Ready

A useless piece of shit website that teachers assign to make students commit suicide, blow up their computer, and/or commit murder. This website may cause students to take LSD oh wait your practically on it if your using “I ready”. You might as well identify as a fork and throw your computer it’s no use.

Teacher: Time for iready.

Students: (takes out noose)..... die
I-Ready- makes students kill themselves and that makes teachers happy I guess

by It's ur mum saying this February 26, 2019