Rasputin

The name you give to something or someone who can take an inhuman amount of abuse and punishment and stay alive, if not intact. Comes from the Russian monk/womanizer Rasputin, who reportedly was poisoned, shot, stabbed, had his dick cut off, and finally died by drowning, and even then, it took several hours.
Did you hear about Alex and that fight? He got beat to a pulp, maced, and tazed, and he was still able to get to his feet and square up!
Really? Damn, he's like Rasputin!
by sebacostamr November 19, 2018
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A massive shit left in the toilet by a rude wild man
Oh man Reeff just overloaded on protein powder and left a Rasputin in the toilet!
by NateDD July 04, 2022
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When someone grows a full beard and shaves his head. Also known as the "Mad Russian". This look is popular with super villians and the former KGB.
Did you see Johnny? He just shaved his head into a Rasputin. He looks like he's trying to steal national secrets.
by Rasputin's Black Beard August 01, 2010
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Owner of a chain if dope record stores throughout the San Francisco Bay Area.
I'm gonna go diggin at Raspitin's.
by Soufpaw April 30, 2003
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Taking feces (shit) and smearing it all over the walls of a house while the inhabitant(s) are not home. Many times the shit will spell a word or make a design.
Lamar rasputined Tyrell's house because he was owed money for the weed he sold to him on credit.
by Don Everest April 07, 2005
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A Russian anomaly. Like Jesus, did unexplainable things, except that Rasputin was evil.
They didn't just stab, shoot, burn, and kick him, they also poisoned him and drowned him, and yeah, he was still somewhat alive.
by Loki July 03, 2003
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1. a song by boney m.
2. a slutty man ho that said he could perform miracles and heal the queen's son. aka. a lier
1:rasputin is a damn good song.

2:person 1: see that evil hairy man over there??
person 2: yeah...
person 3: yeah, that's rasputin
by ze_kimster January 15, 2005
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