Shower-Raptor

Instead of singing in the shower, one makes angry Velociraptor screeches.

I woke up when my girlfriend decided to early morning Shower-Raptor

by avatarmonkeykirby September 17, 2010

Snow Raptor

(Noun); A white person who continues to screech like a raptor about how they’re “not the problem”, or about how they’re “being oppressed”.

1.)Mckayleigh Ann started out as annoying, claiming she “doesn’t see color”, but then she showed her true colors & went full snow raptor in a follow up video.

2.) Braxtyn went on a tangent about how “Vikings had dreads,” & that he’s “just so sick of being punished for being proud to be a white man”.. Absolute snow raptor behavior.

by BunnyLeviathan October 1, 2022

slippery raptor

The act of having a veloceraptor tear a whole in your anus and lay its eggs inside, then having them hatch and come out, thus creating an ass raptor

"Oh man, i came into the Gutter and saw Fields getting a slippery raptor, now im blinded for life"

by Mr. Fields May 8, 2005

Snow Raptor

A raptor made of snow who will spill the blood of the innocent and rape all the virgins. Devouring the souls of your loved ones.

Sara:Hey look it's snowing. Wanna build a snowman?

Mary: Are you crazy it's night. There are Snow Raptors out there!

Sara:What in God's name is a Snow Raptor?!

Mary:Something so horrible I can't even begin to describe it. Just go look it up on urban dictionary...

by The Erotic Banshees December 22, 2009

Super Raptor Jesus

Super Raptor Jesus is the most Common God in the Religion of "Gameing" its the same thing as jesus but hes a Raptor and has the powers of Superman

"hey Super Raptor Jesus will bless us for a victory!"

by Super Raptor Priest October 17, 2009

sex raptor

a song by horse the band, the funnest song to dance to
also someone who hates the gang cobras

those sex raptors pwnzed those stupid cobras

by SEAN KLAINE July 5, 2007

Shower Raptor

When you give a man head but don’t swallow yet, wait for him to get in the shower and spit his load on his back while making raptor sounds.

If he responds with “Clever Girl” it’s the equivalent to a marriage proposal - marry that man immediately.

“Things are getting pretty serious, I think I’m going to Shower Raptor him this weekend”

by LadyPuddles94 May 8, 2019