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rastafarianism

a made up term most likely by white rasta. RASTAFARI and rastafarianism are not the same, because rasta no deal wit ism and skism.
Lady: so what can you tell me about rastafarianism?
InI: what rastafarianism? ini nah deal wit rastafarianism, ini only deal with rastafari! Seen? Rasta no ism n skism, rasta jus rastafari.
by Ras Sampson October 16, 2005
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rastafarianism

but controversial part of the movement's religious practice is the smoking of ganga, or marijuana, as a sacrament to achieve spiritual enlightenment. The physical appearance of Rastafarians is distinguished by uncombed, coiled hair known as dreadlocks, which symbolizes the mane of the Lion of Judah (one of Haile Selassie's titles), and the wearing of red, black, green, and gold. Most Rastafarians follow special diets and many are vegetarians.
by Craziness January 16, 2005
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Rastafarian bukharian

A bukharian that thinks and acts like he has Jamaican roots, along with his/her bukharian upbringing.
Boris said "pashol na-huy bamba clut blyatt mon". He thinks he's a rastafarian bukharian, and a dulbayob-mon.
by Chucknorris2500 October 28, 2009
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Rajtafarianism

Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away there lived a mighty warrior king by the name of Raj the Balsara. A hideously grotesque creature called Araslabjar began to terrorize the countryside of his kingdom and eat babies. Raj donned his armor and rode his valiant steed bravely into battle and quickly beheaded the gruesome beastie. But then, its blood, which was actually hydrochloric acid, fell on him and he died a slow, agonizing death. The gods were saddened by his death. Oh how saddened they were. Yes. So very saddened. Yes. They were so saddened, in fact, that they all began to cry. Their tears rained down from Olympus and revived him, making him a god. The other gods lost all their powers because they were pussies and cried.

Raj the Balsara is a sexy sex god. We Rajtafarians recognize this divine truth and live in peace and harmony, worshipping our mighty Messiah. He delivered us from Araslabjar and he continues to deliver us from anything worthwhile or productive. We love our savior. Move over, Jesus.
Raj the Balsara could ride me into battle any time.

Worshippers can find salvation and unity in Rajtafarianism, a religion devoted to Raj the Balsara, the forefront of which is maintained in a Xanga blogring. Visit www.xanga.com/iheartraj for details.
by iheartraj March 16, 2005
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Rastafarians

The adherents of rastafarianism. And the rastafarianism is a religious cult, originally of Jamaica, that regards Africa as the Promised Land, to which all true believers will someday return, and the late Haile Selassie I, former emperor of Ethiopia, as the messiah.
Example of rastafarians famous people are Marcus Mosiah Garvey and Bob Marley, the ragae singer.
by Khadija August 29, 2006
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rastafa

him who believe in de freedom of mind body and jah spirit. him don care wat ppl tink bout him because him reach de ultimate freedom

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him who be free be rastafa.
bob marley him be legendary rastafa
by Kamau May 29, 2007
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Rastafaryan

Jim: "Those fucking Jews control the world, mon."
John: "Shut the fuck up, you Rastafaryan asshole."
by DSAp August 28, 2008
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