Randomner

Very random people saying things having nothing to do with anything what-so-ever

Man 1 - Did you watch the game?
Man 2 - Yeah, it was great
Randomner - ..when a man and awoman love each other enough, the man buys a goat...
Man 1 - ...What?
Man 2 - You on crack buddy?

by Artabragen August 20, 2006

randomnessia

A sickness that has struck most teens.
An act of being random.
Something that can never be cured as well.

Jessie: RAWR! MEOW.
Ken: Are you okay?
Jessie: -licking herself-
Ken: -sigh- she has randomnessia...

by MOMOPOW3R August 10, 2008

wanderly randoming

A term for walking aimlessly about, used especially when speaker is thinking about something else, or is very sleepy.

"Another tutorial with nothing to do. I s'pose we'll be wanderly randoming around the campus, eh?"

by Stazi December 9, 2002

Randomness

The act of being random.

Typically used by teenage girls who are inept of a regular social interaction. This idea of "humor" is commonly seen on the internet, such as MySpace or various forums.
The varying enactments of randomness in public places include shouting out non-sequiturs, such as "I'm a duck!" or "Magic unicorn hyperforce team of love!" and uttering them among their friends.
The performer of such verbal botchery often takes pride in their socially awkward achievements, for they have recreated an "original" type of humor that they find delightfully esoteric and fresh. Or they could just like bugging or dissuading people.

Person #1: Oh, hi! I'm Person #1! Nice to meet you! I like pink pinguins and twinkes! Teehee! Sorry, I'm random! Randomness!

Person #2: Heh. That's nice. Bye.

by MsAnonn July 30, 2009

randomnessity

Noun:
Used to sum up anything random, odd or unusual.

Phrase:
Used to announce disgust or suprise at how random something is

Noun:
I love randomnessity

That show was a whole bunch of randomnessity

Phrase:
**Internet Explorer just randomly crashed again**
RANDOMNESSITY!

by Ashley Steel April 18, 2005

Randomizer

A software for a game that randomize its items, rewards and goals in order to make a fresh experience. It also comes with fixes and/or tweaks to make playing the same game faster such as removing cutscenes, text and fixing glitches caused by sequence breaking allowed by the software. "Rando" is Randomizer for short. When talking about "Randomizer", we also talk about "Seeds". "Seed" refers to a particular alphanumeric string that will create the same output everytime and is used in "rando" to talk about that particular randomization of the game.

Guy A: I played The Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past randomizer today. The seed was terrible.
Guy B: What was wrong with that seed?
Guy A: It was a 'Ped' seed. Freaking 'Bombos' was on the 'Master Sword Pedestal' in order to access 'Red Pendant' 'Turtle Rock' for 'Pegasus Boots' to get the 'Big Key' on the torch in Ganon's Tower.
Guy B: Eww! I hate what randomizers do sometimes!

by TheGoodBeef30 November 18, 2018

The problem correcting randomizer

When you here about your group fucking up so you get drunk, write down a bunch of definitions and words on a post card, put the definitions on a dart board and the words in a top hat, play darts and match em simultaneously, write a speech, pass out and record yourself giving that speech the next morning

Grandmaster jay: (gulp gulp gulp gulp) i got bullpup with powerful, outdated weaponry with all riffles and finally smort with meee. The problem correcting randomizer works! (Thud)

by Idk something stupid? September 3, 2020