More random definitions

Imagine being THAT bored. Can't be me who defined this lol

More random definitions. Why bother copying it from below definitions anyway?

by Notmelol123 March 14, 2022

random shitter

someone who shits in public restrooms without flushing, leaving the "gift" for the next user to find.

The random shitter struck again, leaving a huge log in the 2nd floor toilet.

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

Random Attack

Media codeword for when youths attack a caucasian for fun, but not profit.

"Chris Lane, 22, was shot in the back in a random attack by three teenagers while he jogged through the streets of the Oklahoma town of Duncan on Friday afternoon."

"An 88-year-old American World War II veteran has been beaten to death by two teenagers in an apparently random attack in the state of Washington."

by demaistre August 25, 2013

Random = Funny

The belief that everyone on the internet seems to have.

Dude 1: On a scale of 2-69133720029 what is your least favorite flavor of the rainbow?
Dude 2: LOL XDDD

A tragic case of Random = Funny

by Logic is dead August 8, 2016

Random Dillod

Twitch streamer who is probably gay, all we know about him is that he is a tall motha fucka and that he works at a Burger King, always complains about his setup when anything goes wrong, his hashtag on tiktok also has over 50k views

“Damn random dillod is the best twitch streamer ever”

“Who is that even”

“I don’t now some random ass guy that works at bk, he is pretty funny though and always complains about his setup”

by Beaver boy3765 July 13, 2023

Random acts of silence

When something occurs that makes everybody stop talking and pay attention to the situation. Usually funny and very embarrassing. Can happen in a large group or a small intimate setting. Usually has something to do with racism.

Here is a perfect example of random acts of silence

Background noise from party

Becky: This party is awesome.
Ray: Yeah its alright. Its a little dark in here though, if you know what I mean?
Becky: I could ask him to turn the lights up.
Ray: I mean there are a lot of coons in here.

Record stops and everybody stops talking and looks

by Cletus B Delicious July 25, 2011

randomite

some one or some people who are just total random OR somebody who you don't know

randomites in its plural sense

"hey look at those randomites over there what the f**k are they doing"

you flaming randomite

by Mike Bown November 14, 2006