Raccoon

A pussy or vagina.

BITCH! Bend over and show me that raccoon!

by Bigg Sexy Band March 31, 2009

Raccoon

slang term for stealing something hense taking a raccoon like action. invented by two beaners in a ranch. past tense may be used as raccooned or cooned for short

Frankie :"hey dude look at that sweet stuff outside the house"
Ivan :"yeah dude lets raccoon that shit"
Frankie :"righteous"

Ivan :"Man I really want that new webo-splash but it's too expensive"

Frankie :"Dude fuck it just raccoon that shit"

by el ivan April 18, 2007

Raccoon

A large mass of fat that folds over the genitals, and protrudes below the stomach, closely resembling a raccoon nestling between the genital area and the stomach. Usually common to fat people, who look like they have an extra stomach.

ah, look trevor has such a big raccoon! I hope it doesnt come and attack us!

by Dr. Jeff Cortez August 3, 2007

Raccoon

A person who defends a garbage video game, typically a stoner who is too burnt to understand the plot or mechanics or a parent who plays the game maybe 1 hour a day.

"Peluso likes Anthem? What a fucking Raccoon."

by Bishopp May 3, 2019

raccoon

person from india,or with indian ancestry,this is more common say between french-americans,raccoon is a nickname given to indian people due to their more darker skin around their eyes,wish assimilate them to raccoons whom also have this characteristic

I went to 7eleven,and that fuckin raccoon tried to overcharge me for a 12 pack.

by jean zizuo March 29, 2008

Raccoon

Raccoon is a person who skuttles about

A normal person: Why are you walking like that?
Raccoon child: What ever do you mean?
A normal person: You keep walking like a raccoon!

by The Raccoon Ambassador November 17, 2018

raccoon

An indestructable homacidal monster which is immortal and if you encounter one you should just take the easy way out and blow your brains out in front of your family

im at the gym and theres a big raccoon working out more buff than me

by juicy mango May 4, 2021