Ruminate

Focusing on past events in your life, typically ones that didn't turn out the way you would've wanted, and reflecting on them relentlessly with a strong outlook of yourself feeling worthless and inadequate. Depression and anxiety usually follows.

A very common negative thought process after breakups.

Jim: "The definition provided by Jack didn't get very many likes. It didn't even get a whole lot of views for that matter. Now Jack ruminates in the event with thoughts of failure and poor self-image."

James: "Jack looks like he has a lot on his mind."
Jane: "His girlfriend just dumped him. It was simple incompatibility reasons."
James: "Ouch, but why is he taking it so hard? They were only dating for two months."
Jane: "Jack spends a lot of time inside his own head with negative self-talk." He ruminates too much instead of using this as an opportunity to grow and improve."

by senahbite85 June 5, 2018

fartane rating

A number associated with the richness of flatulence. A number 2 rating is average and might be mistaken for "forgetting to take the garbage out" A number 4 rating will typically clear out a medium sized room while a number 8 is a serious combustion and explosion hazard.

Arthur, at any party could always be counted on to rip one with a number 4 fartane rating. People who knew him well would always reply with a blessed be the fruit right before they made their exit.

by Sidney's natural resources October 10, 2019

DPPM rating

This is an acronym for Dick Pics Per Match. A beautiful or slutty looking female on dating apps (Tinder and Plenty of Fish) usually has a lot of men sending them unsolicited pictures of their genitalia once they match. Depending on how many pictures a female gets will determine her DPPM rating. A DPPM score can help a woman learn where she fits in the sexual marketplace (Not to be confused with the dating marketplace). This is done in a percentage. A less than 30% DPPM rating may indicate a woman that has a wholesome presence or is unattractive in the sexual marketplace. A DPPM of 31% to 70% is your average good looking woman. A DPPM rating of over 71% will usually indicate a sexy woman or a woman who dresses (304) in a manner that welcomes unsolicited dick pics.

Anne: I wonder how I am received on the sexual marketplace.

Shirley: What's your DPPM rating?

I have a high DPPM rating, maybe I should change my online image on this dating app.

by YamaR6 May 5, 2022

PSL Rating

PSL rating is a type of rating scale used to rate the facial appearance of people. The acronym stands for a few different things.

P : Proportion - (golden ratio, dark triad etc)

S : Size - (size of facial features like cheekbones, brow ridge, masseters etc)

L : Lineation - (contour lines of face, especially with hollow cheeks, sharp jawline etc)

PSL Rating is currently slang and not commonly used by surgeons or facial estheticians.

Friend 1: Bro do you think I could model?

Friend 2: Eh idk, your choice. I'd recommend you check yourself on a PSL Rating first.

by Damianlewiam July 21, 2023

rulinian

Singlehandedly responsible for linking Tolkienism and alcoholism in the minds of all of India.

"Of course the TSI was there," said Rulinian. "The liquor was free, wasn't it?"

by Schadenfreude February 10, 2004

rim rating

To score someone based on how rimable they look

Tim: What's her rim rating?
Adam: 9/10 - I would rim that dirty ass all night

by trumpet trousers June 5, 2015

ruinion

1. A reunion where everything is ruined for the worse when expectations had been that everything should have gotten better.
2. A reunion where pieces are missing causing its a failure.

Elwood Blues: I'm thinking of putting the band back together. Maybe you could join us.

Cab Chamberlain: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW!
Elwood Blues: I think you need a hug.

-The ruinion scene from Blues Brothers 2000

by GunsNFNRoses July 27, 2010