Roberto

When you first meet Roberto you might think he is insane. When you get to know him more he is actually really caring. He is really funny. He is very social and he can never stop taking. He gets in trouble a lot. Mostly because he talks or he talks back. Roberto will keep their secrets between him and you. He will keep his mouth shut. He acts very very gay but he isn’t don’t worry. He never try’s at school and fails all of his classes. Trust me he is one of the funniest and trusting guys you will ever met.
Ay yo Roberto!

Oml your so stupid, but funny at the same time!
You got to know Roberto well,trust me he’s trusting!
by Keenwa April 20, 2019
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A beaner with a dark dark DARK complexion.
*turns lights off*

homie: aye where did my nigga Roberto go?
*Roberto literally sitting in front of homie*
by yoniggadre1234 January 23, 2018
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A term used within the Pump it Up community for when a player attains a score of all perfects except for only 1 of any combination of other judgments (great, good, bad, miss). Named after a player of the same who is infamous for achieving this type of score.
Player: "I got a great on the last run..."
Spectator: "Nice Roberto lol"
by CrossTimeFan420 January 01, 2019
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A straight young trap lord with the ability to lay any honey and a sick sense of style
Aw man you see Roberto over there he’s one of a kind he gives not a singular fuck
by NASA 🚀 December 22, 2019
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he is a fucking sketch case and the biigest horn dog around, all he wants is pussy and you should not give in to his sweet talk
by Roberto the man of September 30, 2011
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fag 1: Have you heard about that roberto guy?
fag 2: yeah, the one who steals virginities?
Roberto: give virginities, virgins
fag 1 and 2: wow
by robertoiswatching February 23, 2019
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Complete dumb ass ugly ass fuck and an idiot dumb fuck
Roberto is a dumbass
by anime4rlife50 December 28, 2018
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