Roberto 

A beaner with a dark dark DARK complexion.

*turns lights off*

homie: aye where did my nigga Roberto go?
*Roberto literally sitting in front of homie*

Roberto by yoniggadre1234 May 3, 2018

Roberto 

A term used within the Pump it Up community for when a player attains a score of all perfects except for only 1 of any combination of other judgments (great, good, bad, miss). Named after a player of the same who is infamous for achieving this type of score.

Player: "I got a great on the last run..."
Spectator: "Nice Roberto lol"

Roberto by CrossTimeFan420 January 1, 2019

Roberto 

A straight young trap lord with the ability to lay any honey and a sick sense of style

Aw man you see Roberto over there he’s one of a kind he gives not a singular fuck

Roberto by NASA 🚀 December 21, 2019

Roberto 

he is a fucking sketch case and the biigest horn dog around, all he wants is pussy and you should not give in to his sweet talk

a roberto

Roberto by Roberto the man of September 30, 2011

Roberto 

The man who will steal all virginities

fag 1: Have you heard about that roberto guy?
fag 2: yeah, the one who steals virginities?
Roberto: give virginities, virgins
fag 1 and 2: wow

Roberto by robertoiswatching February 22, 2019

Roberto 

Complete dumb ass ugly ass fuck and an idiot dumb fuck

Roberto is a dumbass

Roberto by anime4rlife50 December 28, 2018

Roberto 

A guy with a very big d**k like the eiffel tower.

Who is that guy with the big dick?
A it's Roberto.

Roberto by destroyer445566 November 21, 2021