RJ

Tall, dark, and handsome. The most hardest working family man and such a gentleman. Has beautiful eyes and always helps out when he can. God bless all the RJs in the world!

"Is RJ working today?"
"Yeah, he showed and explained me how to do x, y, z. He should a teacher that RJ--he is so helpful and funny!"

by cheddarsquarepear April 20, 2022

RJ

Rj is one of the best people you will ever meet. He's a real idiot and kind of a douche at first but once he gets to know you he warms up and is adorable and sweet and can always make you laugh. He'll be your bestie or your bae but he'll make you happy either way. Through thick and thin he'll always be there for you and he'll never let you down.

You see Rj over there isn't he just the most adorable thing.

Yeah I wish I were his girlfriend.

by Happy_Sad_Fun_Time December 06, 2018

RJ

A God among mere mortals
The king of Ganja Smokers
VX Hardcore Gang Member

"Rj is so hard its unbelievable"
"Oooh we love you RJ
Check you everyday on MTV"

by Richard Jones May 06, 2003

Rj

To hang from shakles and lick a handstanding midgets butthole while masturbating with your nondominate hand and having another midget hold ur butt cheeks apart and spit into your butthole, while getting your pubes munched on by a goat from kasakhastan.

"Dude that part was crazy i went downstairs and totaly got Rjed"

by kramykram January 02, 2008

Rj

Has a really fucking small head. Like that shit is like a fucking golfball.

Rishi: yeah RJ has a really small head

by 🅱oston Ross August 12, 2019

rj

the abbreviation for rim job, which is to lick someones asshole in a wet circular motion similar to that of waxing a car and not complete until squeaky queefy clean where your face can be seen in the shiny asshole

that rj felt good, Rev. Jackson

by Captain T-Bagg February 25, 2004

RJ

A person who steals shades using his or her Camera Bag

I lost my RayBans. Maybe someone was an RJ last night

by kitelover84 February 19, 2017