Rick Astley

Rick Astley is an alpha male and the one true god. Bow down to him for eternal greatness and power. Rick Astley could conquer the world within days, but he gives us mercy.

Have you followed RICK ASTLEY on Spotify? If not repent your sins by jumping off a cliff

by HyPeDeatspoo December 13, 2021

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Rick Astley

You may think that Rick Astley is someone that will never....
Give you up
Let you down
Run around
Desert you
Make you cry
Say Goodbye
Tell a lie
Hurt you

But really, this is what he is:

-real name is Giovanni
-ox molester

-someone who despises irish men
-someone who shits on himself
-someone who loves piss
-someone who thinks Nazis are foolish
- someone who is Christian
- someone who is a douchebag
-fat oxes give him a good time
-someone who thinks that black people need a whole bottle of soap
-someone who likes to fuck with pee
-someone who wouldn't search for you if you got lost
-someone who thinks people watching porn are bastards
-someone who calls other people's dancing foolish
-someone who has a job as a console seller because he boxes a nintendo wii
-someone who thinks Woody from Toy Story is a nerd
-someone who is confused with his sexuality
-someone who thinks we look like a pig
-someone who will never fuck Luigi
-someone who makes people eat his snot
-someone who molests his penis too
-someone who is a penis
-someone who is naked inside a hole
-someone who wears makeup and puts it on people

But We still love him, because not everyone knows this stuff

Rick Astley molests oxes and his penis.

by I eat swag for breakfast November 21, 2016

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Rick Astley Paradox

If you ask Rick Astley for a copy of 2009's "Up" but he doesn't give it to you because he will never give you up.
But by not doing so, he lets you down, and breaks his second rule.
He has to either give you up, or let you down, which rule will he break?

Guy#1: I asked Rick Astley for "Up" but he didn't give it to me.
Guy#2: So he caused the Rick Astley Paradox!
Guy#3: At least he didn't say goodbye.

by youknow12867 April 14, 2021

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church of rick astley

the best place on the earth, promoting the god of t3h 1nt3rw3bs - Rick Astley.

sinner: FORGIVE ME FATHER RICK FOR I HAVE SINNED, I'VE FORGOTTON VERSE 2 WORD 6

Rick Astley: I'm never gonna give you up, let you down, run around or desert you, make you cry say goodbye, tell a lie, or hurt you.

sinner: word

THE " church of rick astley "

by ryansaunders March 02, 2009

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