You may think that
Rick Astley is someone that will never....
Give you up
Let you down
Run around
Desert you
Make you cry
Say Goodbye
Tell a lie
Hurt you
But really, this is what he is:
-real name is Giovanni
-ox molester
-someone who despises irish men
-someone who shits on himself
-someone who loves piss
-someone who thinks Nazis are foolish
- someone who is Christian
- someone who is a douchebag
-fat oxes give him a good time
-someone who thinks that black
people need a whole bottle of soap
-someone who likes to fuck with pee
-someone who wouldn't search for you if you got lost
-someone who thinks people watching
porn are bastards
-someone who calls other
people's dancing foolish
-someone who has a job as a console seller because he boxes a nintendo
wii
-someone who thinks Woody from Toy Story is a
nerd
-someone who is confused with his sexuality
-someone who thinks we look like a
pig
-someone who will never fuck Luigi
-someone who makes
people eat his snot
-someone who molests his penis too
-someone who is a penis
-someone who is naked inside a hole
-someone who wears makeup and puts it on
peopleBut We still love him, because not everyone knows this stuff