Dawg how about eating a taco?
Naw shizzle. I dont eat random crap because of Sturgeon's revelation. Its probably crap.
Whatev homey. (eats it). SICK! THIS TASTES LIKE DIARRHEA!
Naw shizzle. I dont eat random crap because of Sturgeon's revelation. Its probably crap.
Whatev homey. (eats it). SICK! THIS TASTES LIKE DIARRHEA!
by edwild22 March 2, 2009
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Billy: The other day, I dabbed, and I hit a kid in the face! Hahah, what a loser!
Bob: Hey, you know dabbing is retarded and idiotic. Stop drooling on me, you cretin!
Billy: whoa! I just had an Anti-disestablishment un-premature dabbing revelation! I will never dab again!
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After days of not receiving penil satisfaction a man gives in to his needs and goes yard with an unattractive woman. It is the exact moment when the man cums inside of this woman while staring her in the eye. He then realizes that he just finished a rendezvous with one of the ugliest woman he's ever met.
He decides this isn't the only wrong thing he's been doing with his life. He goes on to straighten completely out and become an outstanding citizen. After about a week of not getting poon he will likely get desperate and engage in the act again.
After days of not receiving penil satisfaction a man gives in to his needs and goes yard with an unattractive woman. It is the exact moment when the man cums inside of this woman while staring her in the eye. He then realizes that he just finished a rendezvous with one of the ugliest woman he's ever met.
He decides this isn't the only wrong thing he's been doing with his life. He goes on to straighten completely out and become an outstanding citizen. After about a week of not getting poon he will likely get desperate and engage in the act again.
I'm serious man, just fuck an ugly girl when you're desperate. I quit smoking and started doing all of my homework just because of that post-sex revelation.
by Cowtoy August 15, 2012
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We've been waiting since 1980 for the vindication of that mind-wiping Kiss of Forgetfulness and Smallville hath finally delivered, and with Super-Style, the Kiss of Revelation!
by Die Hard Romantic SciFi Geek August 8, 2010
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*Person 1's bloodshot, baggy eyes widen in absolute awe.*
Person 2: Uh...
Person 1: Shut up! I've finally come to a realization, all the questions people have had that couldn't be answered, I know EVERYTHING, man, YOU MIGHT AS WELL SEND FOR THE POLICE!!!
Person 2: Wha--...
Person 1: SHUT UP!!! What comes after death? What's out there in space or the ocean? What happens when we use our brains to their full potential? What's the meaning of life? WELL I'LL TELL YOU! I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHIN--...
*Person 1 crashes into his pillow, experiencing the total nirvana that is the sleep revelation.*
Person 2: Uh...
Person 1: Shut up! I've finally come to a realization, all the questions people have had that couldn't be answered, I know EVERYTHING, man, YOU MIGHT AS WELL SEND FOR THE POLICE!!!
Person 2: Wha--...
Person 1: SHUT UP!!! What comes after death? What's out there in space or the ocean? What happens when we use our brains to their full potential? What's the meaning of life? WELL I'LL TELL YOU! I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHIN--...
*Person 1 crashes into his pillow, experiencing the total nirvana that is the sleep revelation.*
by A Choking Melon May 11, 2013
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Oh man, I was totally going to get in shape, but I ate that whole pizza and had a New Year's Revelation.
by VDG January 2, 2010
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