Red Baron
Red Baron by Sin Eater 3 September 19, 2006
red baron
This is when you have sex with a girl while she has her period. You ejaculate on her face and paint her upper lip with the tip of your penis. This gives the girl a red moustache. Similiar to a dirty sanchez.
red baron
(n.) A person that delights in seeing mechanical disasters, especially plane crashes. Named after WWI german ace who downed over 80 allied aircraft during the first world war. The origianal dogfight king.
red baron by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004
Red Baron
A product consisting of tomato paste, old crust and year old vegetables and meat packed into a pizza pie.
Red Baron by Michael Geister October 29, 2002
red baron
" the woman you are fuckin is on her rag, and just before you blow your nuts ,you bury your cock in her mouth, and the red color from her vaj gives her a moustache like the red baron
"I woke up this morning and when I went to the bathroom I looked like the Red Baron".. "I asked John, to Fuck me hard since I was sailing the horny tomato boat and wanted the Red Baron"
red baron by Jake "Mr. Coogz" January 29, 2009
Red Baron
"I shoved my Red Baron right into Anita's muffbucket"
"Man, that hole was too tight, I have a red Baron"
"Bitch, can we stop now, I am getting a Red Baron?"
"Man, that hole was too tight, I have a red Baron"
"Bitch, can we stop now, I am getting a Red Baron?"
Red Baron by P.K. Snelling December 13, 2008
Red Baron
1. (n.) A man who presumably flew planes in a fine manner in World War One.
2. (n.) A crap pizza that many school children eat because their parents are too poor.
3. (v.) The act of donning a monocle before sexual congress with a woman who is having her menses. Traditionally, a small yet stylish moustache should be worn as well. The man inflates his chest and walks to the bed with the bearing of a proper gentleman. He then dips at least two fingers into the waiting woman's blood-filled snatch, finger-painting the German cross onto his chest.
The true connoisseur of this maneuver will keep the monocle in his eye until reaching sexual release.
2. (n.) A crap pizza that many school children eat because their parents are too poor.
3. (v.) The act of donning a monocle before sexual congress with a woman who is having her menses. Traditionally, a small yet stylish moustache should be worn as well. The man inflates his chest and walks to the bed with the bearing of a proper gentleman. He then dips at least two fingers into the waiting woman's blood-filled snatch, finger-painting the German cross onto his chest.
The true connoisseur of this maneuver will keep the monocle in his eye until reaching sexual release.
"The Red Baron shot down a bunch of planes once. It is very 'urban' of me to define this term in a serious fashion. I will now ride the subway and watch the History Channel."
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"This Red Baron pizza is flavorful. Unfortunately the flavor is crap."
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"I was about to give this woman the Red Baron last night, however when she saw my monocle she got dressed and fled in a hasty manner. So I put on my robe and wizard's hat."
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"She died when I came and she inhaled my falling monocle."
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"I attempted the Red Baron last night, but she wasn't on the rag. I ended up using some poor man's menses to finish."
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"This Red Baron pizza is flavorful. Unfortunately the flavor is crap."
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"I was about to give this woman the Red Baron last night, however when she saw my monocle she got dressed and fled in a hasty manner. So I put on my robe and wizard's hat."
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"She died when I came and she inhaled my falling monocle."
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"I attempted the Red Baron last night, but she wasn't on the rag. I ended up using some poor man's menses to finish."
Red Baron by scorpionmintred February 14, 2007