Wolla Quran

To swear(Not in the bad sense, swear as in i swear that i will tell the truth and nothing else) on the quran. On of the most holy thing in the muslim world. Its the equvilant of a muslim to swear on the life of his family

I did not steal it. Wolla Quran!

by imammohammed January 4, 2010

J'Quran

A Holy Text resultant from a half-assed game of Scrabble.

See also: J'Quranery

"You must swear on the J'Quran!"
"WTF is a J'quran?"
"SWEAR ON IT, INFIDEL!"

by Culdraug June 11, 2006

Cheryl and Quran

Cheryl and Quran is a couple of a 37-year age gap and posts daily on tiktok.

Cheryl is 61 and Quran is 24
Cheryl looks like 💀 and Quran looks like 🧑🏽 they always want a baby.
How? You may ask. Well, it’s impossible.

A BABY 👶🏻 A BABY 👶🏼 A BABY 👶🏽

Person 1: oh did you see Cheryl and Quran?
Person 2: Yeah, that weird couple on tiktok?
Person 3: I bet they’ll name their baby Dust-in 😂

by Chelsey Dumbo June 15, 2022

King Quran

Quran McCain, also know as King Quran, is a 24 year old man who is dating a 61 year old grown hag named Cheryl. He was probably groomed by her a a young age. His mom is probably younger than his girlfriend.

Commenter: Yo King Quran, wear red if you are in trouble.

Cheryl: Stop it guys, my baby is not in any trouble.

Quran: Yeah guys, I am not in any trouble. -wearing the most red shirt on the planet-

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022

Quanclivious

absolutely atrocious.

the schools chicken sandwich looked absolutely quanclivious.

by TheKneecapLord April 13, 2022

Quandivilous

To act as though you were in a cartoon; to have the nature of an object or scene from a cartoon.

Sam dropped a piano on Ryan’s head and now all of Ryan’s teeth are piano keys. They’re such a quandivilous duo.

by UWundergradadmissions September 24, 2022

Quanclivilous

Quanclivilous Cuan-Sliv-ill-Us is a term used to describe something or someone so foul, vile, undesirable and disgusting that no one in their left, right, wrong or no mind at all would want or even fathom about wanting.

“If you don’t get this Quanclivilous ass chicken sandwich out my face!”

“I heard that Shania is so Quanclivilous that roaches don’t even come near her”

by lx_mb April 15, 2022