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Patriotic Quilt

a majestic quilt made by the patricarchy. sold by moris and boris for only $10,000 a quilt. from the land of the free, however flawed that freedom may be.
Steven: 'I just bought a patriotic quilt from Moris and Boris'

Kevin: 'Wow i've always wanted one'
by swimmingmoose January 7, 2022
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Turkish Quilt

When two people (preferably a man and a woman) dry hump long enough that their happy hair gets woven together with their pants, thus making a quilt.
Ben: You see that couple in the corner? They've been dry humping for hours!

Bill: They're probably making a Turkish Quilt.
by 2STD January 24, 2009
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QUILTBANG

An acronym to be used instead of LGBTQQ2IA* and includes Non-binary.

Q - Queer and Questioning

U - Unidentified
I - Intersex

L - Lesbian

T - Transgender, Transexual

B - Bisexual

A - Asexual

N - Non Binary
G - Gay, Genderqueer
"Hey, are you one of the QUILTBANG folk, too?"

"The queer community is multifaceted.
Lesbian, Gay, Queer are just some of the many different pockets in the QUILTBANG!"
by Asreial Sparkles July 1, 2019
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flesh quilt

when kissing/shagging a girl (normally outside) and you put her on top of you to keep warm.
"broseph, wheren't you cold?" "nah bra i had my flesh quilt"
by Briceman January 11, 2010
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nerd quilt

A quilt with patches depicting things considered to be out of the realm of mainstream, such as neutrons and test tubes, obscure Nick at Nite cartoon characters, or tools to die-cut anything.
After a long day of die-cutting ham for his Vin Diesel statue, Belac wrapped himself up in his nerd quilt for a quiet evening of watching cartoons, eating pickles, and texting with his iSpy friends.
by Juicy Limes January 25, 2021
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Shit In A Quilt

A poorly made version of 'pigs in a blanket', usually prepared from leftover or nearly spoiled meats.
-"Hey mom, what's for dinner?"
-"I didn't have time to make dinner, so here's some shit in a quilt."
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Quilty

Feeling soft and comfy.

Oftentimes, an individual quickly gains the trust of others and becomes the attention of fireside evenings. Available in materials such as cotton, wool, and synthetic (ew!).
Unaware of how cold December would be, I entered the frigid winds with only a light sweater. Suddenly a man walked by who looked awfully quilty, so I grabbed onto is soft embrace.
by reannecadict July 27, 2011
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