2 beer queer

A lightweight who's standards are dramatically reduced after only two beers

"Man Kyle was such a 2 beer queer last weekend. We've had to come up with a new smash or pass category: smash, or after two beers"

by yeahnah24 March 23, 2017

Beer queer

Self defined temporary bi-sexual status visited upon an otherwise totally straight guy to excuse the fact that everybody knows last weekend, after 8 pints, a pill and some unsuccessful attempts to score some ass, he went back with a gay guy to get his cock sucked.

Usually when said beer queer gets a NEW girlfriend his new found minority status will fly back into the closet so bloody fast it ends up in fucking Narnia, probably never to be seen again!

Malcom's started telling everyone he's bi since he went home with John, but he was only bloody beer queer!

by ..WiL May 17, 2005

One Beer Queer

A person who gets drunk off one beer, therefore making themselves look like a queer.

Clarence:"Hey Devin are you drunk all ready?"
Devin:"GRRRRRR!"
Jim:"Yea he is, he's a one beer queer!"
Devin:"GRRRRRR!"

by stanky slanky December 10, 2009

two beer queer

One who has homosexual tendencies only after drinking.

Amanda is a two beer queer. She only hooks up with girls when drunk.

by RediOrNot May 15, 2005

2 beer queer

A man who after a few beers comes in touch with his gay side

Stephen is a 2 beer Queer

by Crispy6983 May 18, 2006

Two Beer Queer

One who has two beers at a party and becomes intoxicated, and then usually does stupid shit.

Blaine: Dude, Will just pulled his tiny dick out in front of everyone, and we all laughed.

Danny: What do you expect from a Two Beer Queer?

by Cheff Mcclure March 6, 2011

4-Beer Queer

A person who drinks 4 beers and becomes sick and throws up from the alcohol

"man chris how much have you had?!?"
"four beers dude (barf)"
"AWWW man chris stop being such a 4-Beer Queer"

by Daniel Baird January 5, 2008