Quavers

Someone who has a cheesy penis

Quavers is coming to the party

Oh I’m not then

by Ben Dover 420 69 November 20, 2019

Quim Quavers

When the overuse of the female genitalia causes the lips to sag down and look like prawn cocktail Quavers.

Guy1: Lad. That cougar you took home last night looked like she should of got out the game a long time ago.

Guy2: I know lad. She had the worst case of quim quavers I've ever seen.

by Harrymarrymo October 11, 2012

Dirty Quaver

To get a crisp/potato chip and wipe up smegma using the crisp/potato chip and then eat it.

John: "Hey babe you've still got my dick cheese in your teeth"
Claudia: "Oh from the dirty quaver last night?"

by DrDirtyshmirtz April 22, 2021

quaved

When a cool, attractive girl dates a big asshole/douchebag; thus detracting from her appeal.

That girl was awesome! She used to go out all the time, but then she got quaved. We haven't seen her in months.

by Magnus13 May 19, 2008

quaver lips

crispy crusty dry fanny lips

oh my god man....bet roz's got a right pair of quaver lips

by drew pewyport April 5, 2008

quaver bag

Quaver bag: an emergency condom, used when no rubber sheath is available...

Paul had no rubber sheaths and Rachel was gagging for it.. As this was an emergency, paul grabbed an empty quaver bag, applied to his manhood and rode her like a pony!!!

by Knock eye September 26, 2013

Quaver Queef

When the girls Queef smells like cheese... This is a warning that she's dirty and unwashed and to avoid hitting that at all costs as she's most likely to have an infection!

Bro! That girl I took home last night did the dirtiest quaver Queef in my face... I sent her packing, that sketty bitch!

by Naytown86 April 25, 2021