Quaf 

When a woman queef’s and coughs at the same time

Aunt flow was working hard on her Keagle’s and then she had a tingle in her throat at the same time that caused a{quaf}

Quaf by Holdie January 30, 2020

Quaf 

A group of ladies. Aka A gaggle of qweefs.

there was a quaf the champagne room last night

Quaf by Chicken & Quaffles July 17, 2021

Quaf 

Queef and a fart at the same time.

She queffed so hard it came out both sides.. it was a smelly quaf..

Quaf by Anthony Payne October 8, 2023

Quaf 

Queef and a fart at the same time.

She queffed so hard it came out both sides.. it was a smelly quaf..

Quaf by Anthony Payne October 8, 2023

quaf waffle 

a fart out of your dick. similar to a queef but for a guy. more of an insult than a real thing

-guy 1 "ha did u just fart"
-guy 2"ummmmm no"
-guy 1"thn where did tht come frm........hol shit dude u quaf waffled urself.
-guy 2"there is no such thing as a quaf waffle"
-guy 1" well u just did it........freak"

quaf waffle by ST.ZEUS13 June 22, 2009

quaf hair 

Hair that flows to perfection

Zachs quaf hair makes all girl want to ski with him and jed while playing hockey

quaf hair by Quaf May 21, 2016

Quaf Special 

While preforming doggy style sex, message the clitoris until your partner has an orgasm.

the Quaf Special is my favorite sex position

Quaf Special by Jenkooooo May 2, 2019