pylon spotting

The unspeakably boring hobby of walking under electricity pylons with a pen and notepad and writing down the serial numbers from the pylons. Perfect hobby for those who can't get laid.

Joe: What do you like to do in your spare time?
Schmoe: I go pylon spotting.
Joe: That's so uncool. Get a life!

by Big Aitch November 29, 2003

don't buff my pylon

Prison slang for "switch over the telly".

I'm bored of this Eastenders omnibus! Don't buff my pylon, thank you.

by Peter O'Hanrahanrahan December 17, 2008

pylon spotter

1. One who engages in the hobby of electricity pylon number collecting, aka pylon spotting. Can be seen walking under pylons with a pen, notebook, binoculars, and wearing an anorak.

2. A very pathetic person with no life, who has nothing better to do than get into bizarre but boring hobbies

Pylon spotters are so uncool, it's not even funny. They badly need help.

by Monty Pylon February 28, 2004

The Pylon

The act of coating one's fingers in the dust of Takis corn chips; connecting the tips of the thumb, index and ring fingers to form a cone shape; inserting the finger-cone into one's anus and spreading the fingers apart.

I called the Dollar General to see if they had any Taki's in stock; I'm hoping to perform The Pylon tonight.

by Modern Giotto August 15, 2021

Psylodemia

Unofficial medical term for someone who is in a very bad place mentally. Someone who feels like they’re living in purgatory. Someone who just doesn't feel right being where they are but has no motivation to get out of it.

Similar to depression but more complex in that it has a definite cause, but no cure. Antidepressants can’t fix this, it’s a semi-permanent state of mind.

Wish there was a cure for Psylodemia. None of these antidepressants are helping, nothing ever will.

by Mahorelapse March 20, 2020

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