paper food

Paper food is an alternate term for fast food.

If someone hands you food wrapped in paper or styrofoam, you're about to eat some paper food.

The Mango Mussolini seems as clueless as one can be about fine cuisine, as he is known to eat steak with ketchup and proudly consumes paper food on a regular basis.

Being drunk and stoned at three in the morning is a precarious place to be if you're trying to avoid paper food.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 5, 2017

Toilet paper

A sacred piece of worship material that loves ur bum and which people think will give u corona immunity (that's why they're selling out btw.)

Toilet paper is a sacred paper. Which is a ritual that is commonly performed, as we use it to clean?

by LazyPotatoChip March 7, 2020

oh shit im out of toilet paper

1.That critical moment when you are taking a dump and you realize that you'll be wiping your ass with a sock, since the facilities you have entered, cannot supply a substantial amount of toilet paper for your needs.

2.Commonly used phrase in a minority neighborhood.

Owen cried out in agony: "oh shit im out of toilet paper", after he finished his business in some random guy's house.

by Djw14 April 2, 2011

paper launch

A release of a product, especially a computer component, in extremely limited quantities, making it very difficult for consumers to get their hands on. The purpose of this is generally for a company to be able to say "we have the fastest chip", before they can actually produce large numbers of them.

Thus, the product isn't really "launched" to the market, it's only launched in press releases, hence "paper" launches.

"Hey man, I can't find any vendors that sell the new, ultra-fast Intel chip. Have you found it anywhere yet?"

"Nope, nobody has it. It's just another paper launch."

by Jack September 12, 2005

Super Paper Mario

One of the greatest Wii games. Has one of the darkest plots in a Mario game, a lot of lore and worldbuilding, and a sympathetic villain. Unfortunately it is criminally underrated due to the change in gameplay from its predecessor.

Dimentio alone is enough of a reason why Super Paper Mario is the best.

by Pie Thief June 30, 2020

Dr. Paper

When inaccurately applied, a defaming label that portrays people with doctorate degrees as "idiots."

Dr. Albert Einstein was a Dr. Paper.

by Rosskopf December 19, 2013

paper hands

A trader who gets scared and sells. Then watches those with diamond hands land the profits

I wanted to hold, but I was a pussy. I had paper hands. I sold early to watch my wife’s boyfriends rich uncles take all the profits

by Sweet Terry January 29, 2021