put-on

To suddenly use a mask of superficial personality or emotion to cover your real one, around everyone or a certain people to make them either:

1. like you

2. dislike you

3. feel sorry for you, or

4. be downright confused.

Also can be referred to as two faced.

1. Jared is such a put-on when he brings me around his guys!

2. When she started crying and feeling sorry for herself, I could tell it was a put-on.

by Xylophone September 18, 2012

Put Put

another name for a moped or a 125cc motocycle

Hey, look at him thinkin he's all that on his li'l put put

by Smashin' Cocker! July 14, 2009

Putted

A farting noise so brief it sounds like putting a golf ball

John: You might wanna leave Mike.
Mike: Why?
John: I just putted

by Thotsmashin123 October 5, 2019

puts

A jewish slang for penis.

Uhh, stop being such a putz.

by sablerenkor May 13, 2005

put it there

To seal a deal with a handshake.

I look forward to working with you. Put it there.

by Marty June 19, 2004

Putting

I) That awkward sound when you walk into a bathroom and you hear someone who couldn't physically hold it in ..

II) The sound you make when it ejects like a pellet gun.

Dave: Oh man, I just walked into the bathroom and heard another guy putting..
Matt : Putting?
Dave: as in putt putt putt putt putt

by lj182 July 4, 2011

put on

when someone gives you an artist to listen to, or something in general to check out

James put on Michael to Yeat, now Michael loves Yeat

by BigPenisBlackMan July 27, 2022