poustache

A goatee that looks like someone shoved their chin up someones anus while they were taking a shit

shave your poustache alex

by Urgay October 24, 2003

pusstachio

To put ones finger up ones vagina and wipe it across another's upper lip or mouth.

Dude, Annabel fell asleep and just got pusstachio'd. I'm not ok with this...

by greenjester March 29, 2010

Pussticles

An overtly large or swollen pair of meat curtains that protrude from deep within the tool shed at the bottom of the lady garden

A saggy minge
A mumbler

"That chick should clearly not be wearing a bikini. You can see her pussticles from here, they look bigger than my nuts!"

by miniGMgoit February 21, 2011

Pwsstache

The hair otherwise known as pubes surrounding the vaginal area

"i went down on this girl the other night and she had some serious pwsstache"

by Mogz89 February 25, 2009

Poostache

Facial Hair: When a young man, not yet able to grow a tasty moustache, grows about 8-9 hairs on his upper lip. It only slightly resembles a moustache, but more-so resembles poop.
(Can also be called a dirtstache, shitstain, or mancrap)

You're a doofus, Carl, shave your poostache

by Jesse O. Roy February 19, 2008

Peistache

1. A word that describes a false statement or claim
2. Can also refer to an amazing mustache

1. He claimed he got to third base with her, but i smelled his fingers, peistache!

2. What a sweet peistache. I wish i could grow an upper lip garden like that

by Scroto Baggins February 4, 2010

Pussthetic

How the appearance of a pussy gives pleasure through beauty; pussy that is of pleasing appearance. Can often be enhanced with plastic surgery, lighting, makeup, etc.

Did you see that well-defined camel toe! It had such amazing pussthetic appeal!

by goyo July 11, 2016