puppet show

a conversation between two sockpuppet accounts on an internet text platform such as a messageboard, chatroom, forum, comment section, social media reply or post, etc.

Ignore those two sockpuppet accounts of Scott Adams and Tim Buckley talking to each other, as we don't need to see a puppet show here.

by IronCurtaiNYC June 3, 2024

Puppet Show

Basically the current US administration.
Donald Trump: Owner and co-manager
Elon Musk: Co-Manager
J.D. Vance: Puppeteer
The cabinet: Extra puppeteers

What is the largest puppet show? The current US administration is.

by jadenthemoose2 March 9, 2025

Human Puppet Show

Having one’s right hand in one person’s ass and the left hand in another person’s ass and hitting the right nerves to force them into a humorous conversation preferably to entertain others. A young Marquis de Sade used to practice this at dinner parties in Paris much to the delight of his sexually deviant party guests. It is speculated that this is where the term “talking out of one’s ass” was derived from.

A large balding man is slouched over with his pants down to his knees and next to him is a young maiden of twenty-one years of age who is on her hands and knees with the bottom of her dress pulled up to her waist. The one and only Marquis de Sade is positioned behind the two, a hand buried in each ass.

Jacques, the butler: Ladies and gentlemen, the Human Puppet Show!

(Thunderous applause)

Maiden: Ohh, ahhhhh, Knock, Knock!

Balding man: Hmmph! Uhhn. Who…the …Fuuuck…ahhh…is there!?

Maiden: Eeeh! Ohh! ANITA!!!

Balding man: Ohhyeeooww! Anita fucking who!!??

Maiden: Uhhhmp…Ohhh! Anita fucking dick in me!

Laughter abounds from the crowd!

by theinstigator October 18, 2016

Saucy Puppet Show

The sexual act of females involved in an orgy use sock puppets to jerk off the males.

Hey John!!! I wish I could be in a saucy puppet show!

by D1rty M1ke and the B0ys July 19, 2014

Saucy Puppet Show

A private dance at a strip club

“Here Bender, take this and go see a saucy puppet show! I need the apartment for the night!”

by gunteralan May 4, 2021

The Puppet Show

You take a small girl, around 100 pounds and shove your hand in her ass and pick her up. You fuck her standing up while jacking yourself off through her asshole and pussy.

I introduced that little bitch to the puppet show last night!

by The Puppet Master January 5, 2018

italian sausage puppet show

The act of thrusting one's hand into an Italian man's anus until successfully reaching his penis and using it as a puppet for people's entertainment.

The kids enjoyed watching the Italian sausage puppet show at the fair today.

or

"What did you and your boyfriend do last night?"
"We role played and did an Italian sausage puppet show!"

by Myrealnameissasuke June 17, 2017